01 · Roasts
GitHub Ghost Since 2023
0 commits in the past year, 0 PRs, 0 issues, and a heatmap that's emptier than a deleted repo. Last seen February 2023 — hope everything's okay out there.
staleRepoRatio: 1.0
Every single one of your 8 public repos was last touched more than 2 years ago. That's not a portfolio, that's a museum — and it's not even open to the public.
Joined 2009, Still No Stars
15 years on GitHub, 41 followers, 0 total stars across all repos. You've been here since the early days and have the street cred of a brand-new account.
Coding Challenge as Crown Jewel
Your most impressive public repo is literally a job application test project. gila-notification-test is doing the heavy lifting for your entire public presence.
CakePHP 1.3 Called, It Wants Its Shell Back
Insert-Index-Shell is a 2012 CakePHP utility that's been deprecated longer than some junior devs have been alive. It has no tests, no CI, and apparently no future.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight15F
- Consistency20% weight5F
- Quality20% weight38F
- Depth15% weight5F
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
0 active days
Language distribution
- Go40%
- CSS30%
- JavaScript23%
- PHP5%
- Dockerfile1%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
2
Commits
last 12 months
0
Followers
41
Joined GitHub
Apr 2009
05 · Top repos
lucasgameiro /
gila-notification-test
Coding challenge project built in Go (backend) and Next.js (frontend) to demonstrate notification system with multiple delivery channels; clearly experimental/assignment work with minimal production intent.
lucasgameiro /
Insert-Index-Shell
Deprecated CakePHP 1.3 shell utility (2011–2012) for auto-indexing foreign keys; minimal scope, no tests/CI, brief README, inactive for 12+ years.
06 · Timeline
- Apr 20, 2009Joined GitHub
- Jun 7, 2011Created Insert-Index-Shell — Deprecated. Works only for CakePHP 1.3. Automatically insert indexes in cakePHP project's tables
- Feb 21, 2023Created gila-notification-test — Coding Challenge for Gila Software
- Feb 21, 2023Most recent push to gila-notification-test
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.