01 · Roasts
Heatmap Hibernator
Your contribution graph is a desert for 36 straight weeks, then suddenly explodes like a student who just remembered the deadline. 159 commits/year sounds decent until you see they're all crammed into the last quarter.
The Stars Are Literally Zero
0 stars. 0 forks. Across 14 repos. The GitHub universe has observed your work and responded with complete silence. Even your reverse-proxy with 104 tests couldn't attract a single internet stranger.
48% Jupyter, 0% Shipping
Almost half your codebase is Jupyter Notebooks — which is a great way to say 'I'm doing coursework' without saying 'I'm doing coursework.' The ML domain guess checks out.
mitmproxy Contributor (Self-Reported)
The bio says '@mitmproxy contributor' but the profile shows 10 PRs/year, 1 issue, and 7 followers. Somewhere between 'contributor' and 'opened a PR once' lies the truth.
License? Never Heard of Her
SSC26 and AdventOfCode25 have no license, meaning legally nobody can use or fork them. Not that anyone is trying — but still, the door is locked on an empty room.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight30F
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight69C
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
103 active days
Language distribution
- Jupyter Notebook48%
- TypeScript20%
- Java20%
- Swift6%
- Python3%
- JavaScript1%
- Other2%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
12
Commits
last 12 months
159
Followers
7
Joined GitHub
Feb 2022
05 · Top repos
lups2000 /
SSC26
iPad xylophone app with hand-gesture control via Vision framework. Well-structured SwiftUI codebase with hand tracking, touch input, and guided song practice modes. No tests, CI, or license. Built for Swift Student Challenge 2026.
lups2000 /
reverse-proxy
TypeScript reverse proxy with load balancing and caching; 30 recent commits (6 days old), 104 passing tests, full type coverage and clear architecture but no license or external adoption signals.
lups2000 /
AdventOfCode25
Active Advent of Code 2025 solution repo with TypeScript and proper tooling (ts-node, tsconfig). 10 commits in 9 days, typed language with working dev setup, but no README, tests, CI, or documentation—classic short-duration puzzle-solving project.
06 · Timeline
- Feb 24, 2022Joined GitHub
- Dec 1, 2025Created AdventOfCode25
- Jan 10, 2026Created SSC26
- Jan 26, 2026Created reverse-proxy
- Mar 28, 2026Most recent push to SSC26
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.