01 · Roasts
The One-Commit Wonder
Your entire GitHub year logged exactly 1 public commit. Even a retiree accidentally pushes more than that updating their .bashrc.
SnippetGeneratorNaive.java
You literally shipped a file named 'SnippetGeneratorNaive.java' with a comment that it 'should be improved.' Sir, that IS the improvement — it never got one.
The Empty Thesis Trifecta
CElegans-NeuroImaging has 0 commits, HNSW was pushed in 2 minutes, and Search-Engine was created and abandoned in a single afternoon. Three repos, three single-session uploads.
6 Years of Oracle, 1 Star to Show for It
You claim 6 years of backend engineering at Oracle, yet your entire public portfolio has accumulated 1 star — from what is statistically likely yourself.
Placeholder Visionary
CElegans-NeuroImaging-using-GANs: great name, zero files, zero commits. The ambition-to-execution ratio is astronomical.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight25F
- Consistency20% weight5F
- Quality20% weight32F
- Depth15% weight20F
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
4 active days
Language distribution
- Java48%
- Python27%
- JavaScript22%
- HTML2%
- CSS1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
8
Commits
last 12 months
1
Followers
2
Joined GitHub
Oct 2023
05 · Top repos
mab2121 /
Search-Engine
Java search engine with compression and query processing for large corpora; demonstrates technical competence but is experimental and limited to local setup with minimal adoption signals.
mab2121 /
Optiminzing-HNSW-for-High-Recall
Master's thesis dump with no README, tests, CI, or documentation. Single commit in ~2 minutes with 1MB of unknown content and zero public adoption signals.
mab2121 /
CElegans-NeuroImaging-using-GANs
Empty scaffold repo created 2024-12-21 with 0 commits, 0 files, no README, tests, CI, or documentation. Appears to be an uninitialized project placeholder.
06 · Timeline
- Oct 8, 2023Joined GitHub
- Nov 30, 2023Created Search-Engine — A search engines written in Java, capable of indexing a corpus of 50+ GB in a few hours with compression, using as little as 1 GB of RAM. Conjunctive and Disjunctive query processi
- Dec 21, 2024Created CElegans-NeuroImaging-using-GANs
- Dec 15, 2025Created Optiminzing-HNSW-for-High-Recall — My Masters Thesis
- Dec 15, 2025Most recent push to Optiminzing-HNSW-for-High-Recall
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.