01 · Roasts
The GitHub Account That Blinked
Created January 18, pushed once in late January, then vanished. Your entire contribution history fits in a single sneeze — 9 commits across 52 heatmap weeks.
TypeScript or Bust
85% TypeScript, 1 repo, 1 domain. You discovered one language and one framework and called it a portfolio. Respect the conviction, question the range.
No Tests, No CI, No License, No Problem
basis-tracker ships with zero quality gates. Who needs reproducibility when you have nine whole commits and boundless optimism?
0 Stars, 0 Forks, 0 Followers
The triple-zero club. Not even a self-star for morale. The repo exists in a social vacuum so complete it's almost peaceful.
PLpgSQL Cameo
13% PLpgSQL is doing heavy lifting as your second language. It's a database schema file, not a second language — but sure, let's count it.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight25F
- Consistency20% weight20F
- Quality20% weight55D
- Depth15% weight35F
- Breadth10% weight25F
- Community10% weight5F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
3 active days
Language distribution
- TypeScript85%
- PLpgSQL13%
- JavaScript1%
- CSS1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
1
Commits
last 12 months
9
Followers
0
Joined GitHub
Jan 2026
05 · Top repos
06 · Timeline
- Jan 18, 2026Joined GitHub
- Jan 31, 2026Created basis-tracker
- Jan 31, 2026Most recent push to basis-tracker
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.