01 · Roasts
Graveyard Curator
staleRepoRatio = 1.0 — every single one of your 42 repos was last pushed over 2 years ago. You didn't slow down, you fully stopped. The whole profile is a museum.
33-Minute Engineer
gfs-py was created and last pushed on the same day with 4 commits in 33 minutes. That's not a project, that's a ctrl+S on a blog post.
The 89% C Mystery
Your code is 89% C but none of the top repos are C. 42 public repos and the dominant language is invisible — are you hiding your best work or just hoarding it?
Commit Drought
totalCommitsYear = 0. The heatmap is 52 consecutive weeks of pure void. GitHub's contribution graph looks like a flatline EKG.
Decade-Old Stars
28 total stars, split across repos that haven't been touched since Obama's first term. Those stars are basically fossil records at this point.
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02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight18F
- Consistency20% weight5F
- Quality20% weight38F
- Depth15% weight35F
- Breadth10% weight40D
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
0 active days
Language distribution
- C89%
- Python6%
- JavaScript3%
- Perl1%
- Go0%
- Vim Script0%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
9
Commits
last 12 months
0
Followers
39
Joined GitHub
May 2009
05 · Top repos
macro /
karnickel
Proof-of-concept AST macro system for Python with clean design but abandoned since 2013; includes README, test suite, and example code but no CI/typing and uses deprecated Python 2 syntax.
macro /
django-purls
Django plugin for consistent-hash-based static content distribution. 4 stars, minimal activity (7 commits over 2 days in 2012), untyped Python with basic serverring.py implementation and template tag. Has tests, README, and license but no CI.
macro /
gfs-py
Early-stage educational GFS implementation in Python with minimal scope. Single 150-line module, no tests, no CI, no version control momentum (4 commits in 33 minutes on 2010), essentially a tutorial/blog exercise.
06 · Timeline
- May 6, 2009Joined GitHub
- Nov 18, 2010Created gfs-py — A GFS implementation in Python
- Jul 22, 2011Created karnickel — Gitified from https://bitbucket.org/birkenfeld/karnickel
- Jan 25, 2012Created django-purls — Django-Purls is the simplest way to enable parallelized download of static content on your site
- Mar 30, 2013Most recent push to karnickel
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.