01 · Roasts
The Ghost of GitHub Past
Your heatmap is 52 weeks of pure void — 364 consecutive zeros. The last time you pushed anything, 'Old Town Road' was #1 on the charts. It's been a minute.
SQL Injection by Design
CallMan's search() method concatenates user input directly into a SQL query — 'SELECT * FROM celllog WHERE callType = ' + userInput. Shipped it, abandoned it in 32 days, never looked back. Security through obscurity via irrelevance.
Stars: A Tragedy in Two Acts
4 total stars across your entire GitHub career. superlrc and CallMan each earned 2 — presumably from you and one kind stranger. myvim-settings sits at zero, which is correct.
Professional Abandoner
staleRepoRatio = 1.0. Every. Single. Repo. Last pushed more than 2 years ago. Not a portfolio — an archaeological dig site for early 2010s side projects.
93% C, 0% Curiosity
Your language breakdown is 93% C and seven languages fighting over the remaining 7% crumbs. Haxe has 1% — there's exactly one file in there and it's probably a tutorial copy-paste.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight15F
- Consistency20% weight5F
- Quality20% weight29F
- Depth15% weight35F
- Breadth10% weight40D
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
0 active days
Language distribution
- C93%
- C++2%
- Python1%
- Shell1%
- Haxe1%
- Assembly1%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
9
Commits
last 12 months
0
Followers
23
Joined GitHub
May 2009
05 · Top repos
macrosheep /
superlrc
Standalone GTK lyric display app with music player integration (Audacious/Rhythmbox). Basic C project from 2009-2014, minimal adoption and community engagement.
macrosheep /
myvim-settings
Personal vim configuration backup with basic plugin setup (Vundle, NERDTree, gruvbox). Minimal audience (0 stars), sparse documentation, no tests/CI/license, and inactive since 2019.
macrosheep /
CallMan
BlackBerry 10 call manager app with basic functionality; archived platform, minimal documentation, thin codebase (~1.5 MB), 2 stars, last push Jan 2015—a one-off platform-specific mobile app with no tests or CI.
06 · Timeline
- May 6, 2009Joined GitHub
- May 6, 2009Created superlrc — a programm to display song lyrics
- Jun 26, 2013Created myvim-settings — My vim settings backup
- Dec 19, 2014Created CallMan — A blackberry 10 call manager app--http://appworld.blackberry.com/webstore/content/59937826
- Aug 27, 2019Most recent push to myvim-settings
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.