01 · Roasts
Zero Stars, Zero Mercy
14 public repos, 0 total stars, 0 forks. The internet has collectively decided not to acknowledge your existence — even the bots haven't starred you yet.
Test? Never Heard of Her
Not a single repo across your entire portfolio has tests or CI. mavis claims RFC-level algorithm correctness; jsoncpy claims RFC 8259 compliance. Claims without receipts.
The Six-Month Coma
Your heatmap shows almost nothing from week 4 to week 30 — a full half-year of near-silence. Then you woke up and acted like nothing happened. The contribution graph remembers.
PHP Daddy Issues
46% of your codebase is PHP, yet your domain is tagged 'systems' and your coolest repos are Rust and C. Your git history and your identity are having a disagreement.
flux: Ambition vs. Age
flux is a multi-threaded gRPC telemetry system with PostgreSQL and REST. It was also 16 days old at scoring time. Either you move fast or this is a very impressive README skeleton.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight30F
- Consistency20% weight60C
- Quality20% weight52D
- Depth15% weight55D
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
179 active days
Language distribution
- PHP46%
- C13%
- Go11%
- TypeScript10%
- Rust8%
- Blade6%
- Other6%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
11
Commits
last 12 months
157
Followers
6
Joined GitHub
Feb 2024
05 · Top repos
maklean /
mavis
Rust TUI app with maze generation (Prim's, Recursive Backtracking) and pathfinding (A*, BFS, DFS) implementations. No README, tests, or CI, but well-structured modules, typed code, and ~87KB codebase demonstrate solid technical execution.
maklean /
flux
Multi-threaded C++/Go telemetry system for video encoder monitoring with gRPC producer, PostgreSQL persistence, and REST API. Typed languages, structured layout, README documentation, but no tests/CI and nascent project (16 days old).
maklean /
jsoncpy
Niche JSON parser AST compiler in C with proper arena allocator, structured codebase, and RFC 8259 compliance. Personal project with 0 stars and clear scope; minimal external adoption signals.
maklean /
maklean
Personal profile repository with 0 stars, no actual code shipped, only README-based bio. 24 KB, untyped, no tests or CI. Appears to be a GitHub profile placeholder rather than a functional project.
06 · Timeline
- Feb 24, 2024Joined GitHub
- Nov 13, 2024Created maklean
- Aug 23, 2025Created mavis — A maze generation and pathfinding TUI application built with Rust.
- Dec 12, 2025Created jsoncpy — A JSON compiler frontend built in C.
- Feb 18, 2026Created flux — A telemetry system for monitoring video encoder instances in real-time.
- Apr 23, 2026Most recent push to mavis
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.