01 · Roasts
Speed-Runner Architecture
fast-windows-event-viewer was born and 'completed' in under 3 minutes according to Git timestamps. A k-way priority queue merge engine in 3 minutes? Either you time-traveled or this was a paste-and-publish job.
174 PRs, Zero Public Footprint
You opened 174 pull requests this year but your public GitHub has 4 total stars. You're apparently the most prolific contributor nobody can find — all that energy is buried in private Devolutions repos.
CI? Never Heard of It
Both repos have READMEs, tests, and typed code — but zero CI pipelines. You wrote an AGENTS.md contributor guide for a repo with 0 contributors. The documentation future is optimistic.
Fresh Account Energy
Joined GitHub in November 2025. Your entire public career is 6 months old, 6 repos, and 268 commits. The CTO of Devolutions apparently discovered GitHub last autumn.
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02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight28F
- Consistency20% weight35F
- Quality20% weight60C
- Depth15% weight35F
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
100 active days
Language distribution
- C#56%
- Rust44%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
2
Commits
last 12 months
268
Followers
13
Joined GitHub
Nov 2025
05 · Top repos
mamoreau-devolutions /
certutil-rs
Windows-only Rust port of certutil for certificate diagnostics using Win32 CryptoAPI. Typed, well-documented, structured multi-file layout. Created 9 days ago with modest commit volume (1 of last 30), no CI/tests/license.
mamoreau-devolutions /
fast-windows-event-viewer
Personal experimental project: Avalonia C# desktop app replicating Windows Event Viewer with XPath filters, multi-log merge, custom views. Typed, structured code with basic tests. Created and last pushed same day (2 commits in ~3 min window).
06 · Timeline
- Nov 4, 2025Joined GitHub
- Apr 29, 2026Created certutil-rs — certutil.exe Rust port
- May 6, 2026Created fast-windows-event-viewer — Fast Windows Event Viewer written in C# and Avalonia
- May 8, 2026Most recent push to certutil-rs
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.