01 · Roasts
Graveyard Curator
A 94% stale repo ratio on 71 repos means you're basically maintaining a digital cemetery. For every active project there are ~16 corpses. Hope the README on those 2013 experiments was worth it.
Night Owl, Low Output
72% of your commits happen after dark, and yet you only managed 277 commits in a year. What exactly are you doing at 2am — staring at the heatmap's dead zone that runs from week 15 to 28?
Stars? What Stars?
33 total stars across 71 repos is 0.46 stars per repo. Your 'tail' package — a thin wrapper around a Linux command — is your top-starred project at 4. The bar is on the floor and you're limbo-ing under it.
Apex Predator of Obscurity
12% of your codebase is Apex (Salesforce). Nobody asked for that. Nobody stars that. It's the programming language equivalent of adding pineapple to a systems-engineering pizza.
PRs Without Portfolio Impact
32 pull requests opened this year but only 33 total stars across your entire lifetime of repos. You're actively contributing to other people's success while your own projects collect dust. Generous or self-defeating — you decide.
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02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight33F
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight62C
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight80A
- Community10% weight50D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
169 active days
Language distribution
- C27%
- Python19%
- C++16%
- Go14%
- Apex12%
- Java3%
- Other9%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
47
Commits
last 12 months
277
Followers
92
Joined GitHub
Oct 2012
05 · Top repos
mangalaman93 /
giggle
Go system tray desktop app syncing Overleaf with GitHub. Typed, tested, CI/CD configured, but niche use case with minimal adoption (3 stars, 0 forks).
mangalaman93 /
eDFS
Erlang-based distributed file system (DFS) with master-worker architecture, supporting file replication and chunking. Active early 2013, modestly typed, documented README and structured multi-module layout across client/master/worker/test dirs.
mangalaman93 /
tail
Small Go package wrapping Linux tail command via subprocess. Has tests and MIT license, but minimal adoption (4 stars), narrow scope, and thin README documentation.
06 · Timeline
- Oct 12, 2012Joined GitHub
- Sep 17, 2013Created eDFS — Erlang Distributed File System
- Sep 18, 2015Created tail — golang package to tail a linux file
- Jul 27, 2016Created giggle — Sync overleaf repositories with Github
- Mar 26, 2026Most recent push to giggle
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.