01 · Roasts
The 7-Day Builder
McCreep went from zero to 'done' in literally one week. stripe-sub was created and last-pushed on the same calendar day. You don't build projects, you speed-run them.
85% Abandoned
staleRepoRatio of 0.85 means 21 of your 25 repos are rotting in the graveyard. Your GitHub profile is less a portfolio and more an archaeological dig site.
posture-ai is a Vibe, Not a Repo
0 kilobytes of code, 1 line of README, 7 stars somehow. You uploaded a folder name and called it open source. The stars are the real mystery here.
38 Commits a Year
2060 followers watching you push 38 commits in a year. That's roughly one commit per 10 days. The heatmap looks dense because it's tracking GitHub browsing, not coding.
1 PR, 1 Issue, 2060 Fans
Massive audience, zero community participation — 1 external PR and 1 issue filed all year. You've built a following by talking about shipping more than actually shipping.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight51D
- Consistency20% weight35F
- Quality20% weight36F
- Depth15% weight25F
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight55D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
325 active days
Language distribution
- JavaScript72%
- Java16%
- TypeScript7%
- HTML2%
- Swift2%
- CSS1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
20
Commits
last 12 months
38
Followers
2,060
Joined GitHub
May 2015
05 · Top repos
marclou /
stripe-sub
Next.js SaaS starter template for Stripe subscriptions with email auth and MongoDB. Functional but untyped, minimal testing, created and pushed same day (2024-05-10), marketed as productivity template from ShipFast ecosystem.
marclou /
McCreep
Swift menu-bar novelty app that plays creepy door sounds when MacBook lid opens/closes using IOKit hinge sensor; minimal scope, typed, documented, but zero tests/CI and only 7 commits in one week.
marclou /
posture-ai
Minimal scaffold with only a brief README; no source files, tests, CI, or documentation. Appears to be an early-stage idea dump with no implemented code yet.
06 · Timeline
- May 28, 2015Joined GitHub
- May 10, 2024Created stripe-sub — The EASY way to set up Stripe subscriptions
- Jul 8, 2025Created posture-ai — AI-powered posture monitoring for better health
- May 13, 2026Created McCreep
- May 20, 2026Most recent push to McCreep
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.