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markuszeller

Markus Zeller

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README enthusiast

Overall

0.0

/ 100

01 · Roasts

The Graveyard Keeper

83% of your 56 repos haven't been touched in 2+ years. That's not a portfolio — that's a haunted house where good intentions go to rot.

One-Hour Wonder

avatarro's entire commit history fits inside a single lunch break. Six commits, one hour, then silence. Even fast food takes longer to make.

CSS Hoarder

48% of your codebase is CSS. Nearly half your GitHub identity is just... styling things. At least the buttons look nice.

Burst Coder

Your heatmap is a ghost town for the first 30 weeks then suddenly lights up like a Christmas tree. You don't code — you hibernate, then panic-commit.

Perl in 2009 Was Your Peak

Your most-starred repo (21 ⭐) is a Perl syntax plugin for an editor most people forgot existed. You peaked before the iPhone 3G launched.

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02 · Category breakdown

  • Impact
    25% weight
    33F
  • Consistency
    20% weight
    35F
  • Quality
    20% weight
    44D
  • Depth
    15% weight
    35F
  • Breadth
    10% weight
    65C
  • Community
    10% weight
    40D

03 · Stats

365-day commit heatmap

223 active days

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Language distribution

5 langs
  • CSS48%
  • JavaScript25%
  • Processing11%
  • PHP10%
  • HTML6%

04 · Numbers

Owned repos

non-fork

18

Commits

last 12 months

64

Followers

92

Joined GitHub

Apr 2009

05 · Top repos

06 · Timeline

  1. Apr 7, 2009
    Joined GitHub
  2. Apr 7, 2009
    Created perl.sugar — perl language support as a sugar module for Espresso for Mac
  3. Apr 21, 2020
    Created avatarro — Create dynamic avatars
  4. Aug 29, 2022
    Created image-stitcher — Stitch images
  5. Feb 28, 2026
    Most recent push to image-stitcher

07 · Compare

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08 · Rubric

How this score was produced

Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve

CategoryWeightScoreContrib.
Raw total39.8
Top-end curve+0.9
Final overall40.7

Tier thresholds

S90100Mass-producing humansA8089Ship machineB7079Solid engineerC6069Getting thereD4059README enthusiastF039GitHub tourist
▸ How the pipeline works
  1. 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
  2. 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
  3. 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
  4. 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
  5. 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.

~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.

▸ Data sources & caveats
  • Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL contributionsCollection — covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default).
  • Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
  • Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
  • Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.
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