01 · Roasts
The Ghost of GitHub Past
91% of your 33 repos haven't been touched in 2+ years. Your profile is less a portfolio and more a digital graveyard — tombstones as far as the eye can see.
3 Commits, 52 Weeks
You made exactly 3 commits in the past year. That's one commit every 4 months. Even a keyboard accidentally sat on would produce more output.
README? More Like READ-NOTHING
All three analyzed repos have READMEs containing only the project title. That's not documentation — that's just a sticky note that says 'stuff goes here'.
Language Collector, Not Builder
You've got Python, Java, Objective-C, PHP, Haskell, AND Prolog in your profile — an impressive linguistic wardrobe for someone who barely leaves the house.
Zero Tests, Zero CI, Zero Forks
Not a single test file. Not a single CI pipeline. Not a single fork across the entire profile. The holy trinity of 'I pushed it and prayed'.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight15F
- Consistency20% weight5F
- Quality20% weight20F
- Depth15% weight20F
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
3 active days
Language distribution
- Python48%
- Java25%
- Objective-C8%
- PHP8%
- Haskell7%
- Prolog1%
- Other3%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
33
Commits
last 12 months
3
Followers
4
Joined GitHub
Sep 2016
05 · Top repos
mas250 /
Angular
Minimal Angular tutorial/learning project with a single commit in 2020. README contains only a title; 342 KB untyped codebase with no tests, CI, license, or meaningful documentation.
mas250 /
security_tool
Bare-bones security tool scaffold with minimal documentation, no tests/CI, unknown language, and single-commit history. Zero adoption signals indicate experimental personal project.
mas250 /
Custom-Encryption
Bare-bones encryption project with only a title in README, zero stars/forks/engagement, one commit in 24 hours, no tests/CI, and unknown language. Appears to be an initial repository scaffold.
06 · Timeline
- Sep 30, 2016Joined GitHub
- Dec 11, 2019Created Angular
- Feb 4, 2026Created security_tool
- Mar 17, 2026Created Custom-Encryption
- Mar 17, 2026Most recent push to Custom-Encryption
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.