01 · Roasts
The Full-Stop Coder
totalCommitsYear = 0. Not 'a slow year' — zero. The heatmap looks like someone was furiously committing in late 2021, hit a wall, and never came back. staleRepoRatio = 1.0 confirms it: every single one of your 38 repos is abandoned.
PhantomJS Necromancer
Your biggest hit (screencap, 180 stars) is built on PhantomJS — a tool so dead its own maintainers put up a tombstone. You peaked by building on software that peaked before you did.
2010 Called, It Wants Its Blog Back
diaspora_public_site: last push November 2010, 48 stars, no license, no tests, no CI. It's been sitting there for 13+ years like a geological stratum of early open-source optimism.
Piwik Who?
rack-piwik has 15 stars and targets Piwik analytics — a product that rebranded to Matomo in 2018. Your middleware gem is documentation for a product name that no longer exists.
260 Followers, 0 Recent PRs
You have 260 followers watching an account that made zero public commits this year and opened 3 issues. That's a fanbase for a band that broke up.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight48D
- Consistency20% weight60C
- Quality20% weight59D
- Depth15% weight55D
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
138 active days
Language distribution
- Python62%
- Ruby25%
- C8%
- JavaScript2%
- Shell2%
- HTML1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
19
Commits
last 12 months
0
Followers
260
Joined GitHub
Apr 2009
05 · Top repos
maxwell /
screencap
Ruby gem for screenshotting webpages using PhantomJS. Well-structured with tests, CI, and clear API; moderate activity but declining maintenance since 2019 last push. 180 stars, modest ecosystem influence as specialized utility.
maxwell /
rack-piwik
Small Rack middleware gem for Piwik analytics injection with basic test coverage, typed language structure, and clear documentation but minimal adoption (15 stars) and stalled development since 2015.
maxwell /
diaspora_public_site
Early Diaspora project blog archive from 2010, Jekyll-based static site with minimal commits, no tests/CI, no license, and dormant for 13+ years.
06 · Timeline
- Apr 2, 2009Joined GitHub
- Apr 15, 2010Created diaspora_public_site — this is the public blog of diaspora
- Jan 5, 2012Created rack-piwik — Rack Middleware to help with adding piwik js in every request
- May 26, 2012Created screencap — A gem to screencap webpages in ruby. Uses Phantom.js under the hood.
- Jul 22, 2019Most recent push to screencap
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.