01 · Roasts
92 PRs, 6 Stars
You filed 92 pull requests this year on other people's code but your own repos collectively have 6 stars. You are an excellent employee at a company where you don't work.
The One-Line README Crime
pelota has a CI pipeline checking GDScript formatting, yet the README is literally one line. You automated the style guide but couldn't automate writing two sentences about what the game is.
Sprint-and-Ghost Developer
Lexi-Voice-Assistant was conceived, built, and effectively abandoned within 24 hours. The source files were cut off mid-function. Did you lose power? Did you just get bored?
83% C, Zero Tests
Your entire codebase is 83% C — a language where a missing null check will segfault you into oblivion — and not a single repo has a test suite. Bold strategy.
staleRepoRatio: 0.39
Nearly 40% of your repos haven't been touched in over 2 years. That's not a portfolio, that's a graveyard with a CI config on the tombstone.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight33F
- Consistency20% weight35F
- Quality20% weight52D
- Depth15% weight60C
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
53 active days
Language distribution
- C83%
- GDScript6%
- JavaScript3%
- CSS2%
- HTML2%
- C++1%
- Other3%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
18
Commits
last 12 months
172
Followers
16
Joined GitHub
May 2018
05 · Top repos
mbkma /
pelota
Early-stage Godot tennis game with CI setup and 763MB codebase (likely asset-heavy), but minimal documentation (README is 1 line). GDScript-based, 30 commits in ~2 months, actively updated but very niche scope.
mbkma /
libmateui
Early-stage GTK3 helper library for MATE desktop apps, aiming to centralize UI patterns (menus, dialogs, settings, session mgmt). Well-documented goal but nascent codebase with 12 commits in 2 days, no tests, and no real-world adoption yet.
mbkma /
Lexi-Voice-Assistant
Early-stage offline voice assistant with multi-language support (English/German) using Vosk/Piper/Llama-cpp, shipped as working Python CLI. Minimal adoption (1 star, <2 days old), untyped code, no tests/CI, but functional architecture with client-server separation.
06 · Timeline
- May 20, 2018Joined GitHub
- Feb 1, 2025Created pelota — An open source tennis game.
- Nov 6, 2025Created Lexi-Voice-Assistant — A fully functional 100% offline voice assistant with multi-language support.
- Jan 31, 2026Created libmateui
- Apr 6, 2026Most recent push to pelota
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.