01 · Roasts
The Heatmap is a Desert
52 weeks of heatmap data, 2 lonely green squares, and 0 commits in the past year. Your contribution graph looks like a QR code for 'out of office — permanently.'
81 Repos, 11 Stars
You've uploaded 81 repos and collectively earned 11 stars. That's a 0.14 stars-per-repo ratio — the GitHub equivalent of selling handmade goods at a festival where you are also the only customer.
Firmware Decoder, Last Seen 2011
monotribe.py is written in Python 2 with 4-line README and 1 commit — from December 2011. The Korg Monotribe has aged better than this codebase.
staleRepoRatio: 1.0
Every single one of your 81 public repos was last touched over 2 years ago. That's not a portfolio, that's a digital time capsule from the early 2010s.
Bio Bait-and-Switch
Your bio promises C, C++, AVR Assembler, Z80, PureData, and Reaktor. Your repos delivered: 69% Csound patches, one Python 2 script, and a drum rack zip. The samurai's sword is in storage.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight25F
- Consistency20% weight5F
- Quality20% weight15F
- Depth15% weight20F
- Breadth10% weight30F
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
2 active days
Language distribution
- Csound69%
- JavaScript24%
- Csound Document7%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
10
Commits
last 12 months
0
Followers
63
Joined GitHub
Apr 2009
05 · Top repos
mekayama /
ableton-colorado-user-data
Colorado Ableton User Group patch sharing repository with minimal commits (13 of last 30), no infrastructure (no tests, CI, or gitignore), and untyped content. Designed as community patch-sharing via email submission rather than active development.
mekayama /
DrumRack
One-shot Ableton Drum Rack configuration dump from Oct 2015 for a Tokyo user group; minimal documentation, no tests/CI/license, single commit in 2-hour window.
mekayama /
monotribe
One-off Korg Monotribe firmware decoder utility with minimal code (72 KB), no tests/CI, sparse README, and single commit over 13 years ago; experimental hobbyist project.
06 · Timeline
- Apr 3, 2009Joined GitHub
- Aug 11, 2011Created ableton-colorado-user-data — Colorado Ableton User Group Patches READ THE WIKI FOR LICENSE AND OTHER IMPORTANT DETAILS. CLICK DOWNLOADS FOR THE BOOTY!
- Dec 3, 2011Created monotribe — utilities for monotribe firmware decoding
- Oct 10, 2015Created DrumRack
- Oct 10, 2015Most recent push to DrumRack
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.