01 · Roasts
The One-Day Shipper™
gpsbabel's entire commit history is a single day: 2015-05-05. That's not a contribution — that's a Google Code funeral procession.
21 Minutes of Fame
osx_demo was created at 03:49 UTC and last pushed at 04:10 UTC. You rage-quit a Rails tutorial in less time than it takes to soft-boil an egg.
Zero Stars Across 31 Repos
31 public repos, 0 stars total. Not even a pity star from a bot. The void has better engagement metrics.
Last Seen: Obama's Second Term
mostRecentPush = 2015-05-05. GitHub has aged out of Web 2.0, survived the Electron era, and invented AI copilots since you last pushed code.
C++ Maximalist, Output Minimalist
69% of your code is C++ — but it's all one auto-exported foreign repo. You didn't write a systems program; you accidentally imported one.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight15F
- Consistency20% weight5F
- Quality20% weight20F
- Depth15% weight5F
- Breadth10% weight40D
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
4 active days
Language distribution
- C++69%
- C24%
- HTML2%
- Shell2%
- Perl1%
- Objective-C1%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
3
Commits
last 12 months
0
Followers
29
Joined GitHub
Apr 2009
05 · Top repos
mgurreta /
osx_demo
A minimal Rails demo app created as a one-off learning exercise in 2012 (~15 min of work). Single welcome page with basic test, no ongoing development or real scope—purely experimental.
mgurreta /
gpsbabel
GPSBabel fork auto-exported from Google Code (2015) with 48MB C++ codebase. No README, no tests, no CI, no license—abandoned export without maintenance.
mgurreta /
nes_test
Empty scaffold repo with no documentation, tests, CI, or meaningful commits. Single push on creation date with no subsequent development.
06 · Timeline
- Apr 14, 2009Joined GitHub
- Jun 22, 2012Created osx_demo — Demo App for Rails OS X
- Apr 30, 2013Created nes_test
- May 5, 2015Created gpsbabel — Automatically exported from code.google.com/p/gpsbabel
- May 5, 2015Most recent push to gpsbabel
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.