01 · Roasts
The Great Dotfiles Heist
453 stars on a repo that is now literally 0 bytes. You privatized your dotfiles and pointed the README at a paid course. That's not open source — that's a bait-and-switch with a star count as the lure.
91% HTML Developer
Your language breakdown says 91% HTML. You have 76 public repos and the primary output is... static site markup. MkDocs is great, but 'DevOps engineer' and '91% HTML' is a combo that raises eyebrows.
76 Commits, 1724 Followers
You have more followers than you had public commits this year. 1724 people watching you push 76 times. That's a follower-to-commit ratio that belongs in an influencer's analytics dashboard, not a GitHub profile.
Tests? Never Heard of Her
Not a single tested repo across all analyzed projects. You have Terraform pipelines, CI/CD workflows, and a community learning platform — but zero automated tests. Infrastructure-as-code without tests is just hope-as-code.
40% Graveyard Rate
staleRepoRatio=0.40 means nearly half your 76 public repos haven't been touched in 2+ years. That's not a portfolio, that's a museum with a quarter of the exhibits under dustsheets.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight51D
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight62C
- Depth15% weight60C
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight55D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
202 active days
Language distribution
- HTML91%
- Python4%
- TypeScript3%
- Lua1%
- Go0%
- Bicep0%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
53
Commits
last 12 months
76
Followers
1,724
Joined GitHub
Nov 2021
05 · Top repos
mischavandenburg /
kubecraft
Community DevOps project with Terraform, Kubernetes, and ArgoCD infrastructure-as-code; well-documented via mkdocs site and multiple design files; ships with CI/CD (GitHub Actions, Terraform pipeline); no tests; HCL-based, non-typed language.
mischavandenburg /
mischavandenburg
Personal GitHub profile config repo with README showcasing owner's DevOps/Cloud projects and community leadership. Minimal repo itself; CI workflow automates blog post updates. No tests, license, or typed code.
mischavandenburg /
dotfiles
Dotfiles repo now private with 0kb size and no accessible source files. README directs users to paid community course instead of providing public configuration. Historical engagement (453 stars) doesn't reflect current state.
06 · Timeline
- Nov 11, 2021Joined GitHub
- Feb 5, 2022Created mischavandenburg — Config files for my GitHub profile.
- Feb 21, 2023Created dotfiles — My configuration files for bash, vim, tmux and so forth.
- Aug 5, 2024Created kubecraft — Community Resources for the KubeCraft Skool Community
- May 5, 2026Most recent push to mischavandenburg
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.