01 · Roasts
The Entire Portfolio Is 48 Hours Old
LSD-Effect-for-DDNet was created on 2026-06-19 and has 9 commits across 2 days. That's not a GitHub profile — that's a long weekend.
Zero Stars, Zero Forks, Zero Followers
A triple zero across every social signal. The GitHub equivalent of shouting into a padded room — technically you made noise, but nobody heard it.
100% C++, 100% One Niche
Both public repos live inside the DDNet modding universe and are written entirely in C++. That's not specialization — that's a very small comfort zone.
No Tests, No CI, No License
LSD-Effect-for-DDNet has a README but zero automated checks. The integration instructions just say 'trust me' in code form.
Heatmap Looks Like a Moth-Eaten Blanket
47 out of 52 weeks are completely blank. All 9 commits arrived in one burst in late June. The rest of the year? Silence.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight15F
- Consistency20% weight20F
- Quality20% weight40D
- Depth15% weight20F
- Breadth10% weight25F
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
12 active days
Language distribution
- C++100%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
1
Commits
last 12 months
9
Followers
0
Joined GitHub
Mar 2022
05 · Top repos
06 · Timeline
- Mar 28, 2022Joined GitHub
- Jun 19, 2026Created LSD-Effect-for-DDNet — Custom camera render component for DDNet clients introduces dynamic screen tinting and zoom breathing effects.
- Jun 21, 2026Most recent push to LSD-Effect-for-DDNet
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.