01 · Roasts
The Heatmap Is Just Static
52 weeks of data and you managed to hit maybe 8 of them. The heatmap looks like someone accidentally sat on the keyboard in April and then walked away.
94 Commits, Zero Stars, Zero Forks
You've committed 94 times this year across 8 repos and not a single human has starred or forked a thing. Even your mom hasn't clicked ⭐.
4-Day World Cup Predictor Flex
World-Cup-2026-Predictor: built in 4 days, 0 stars, no tests, no license. Technically your most impressive repo, which says a lot about the rest.
Leap Year Logic Is Broken
learning-javascript has a leap year checker where line 2 reads `%100 != 1`. The year 2100 is not a leap year, but your code thinks otherwise. The bugs are learning you.
91% Solo, 0% Reviewed
soloPct=91, totalPRsYear=0, totalIssuesYear=0. You are a one-person island. GitHub is a social network and you are writing letters to yourself.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight15F
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight30F
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
19 active days
Language distribution
- TypeScript58%
- JavaScript14%
- HTML13%
- CSS10%
- PLpgSQL3%
- Jupyter Notebook3%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
8
Commits
last 12 months
94
Followers
2
Joined GitHub
Sep 2025
05 · Top repos
missacodes /
World-Cup-2026-Predictor
One-off interactive World Cup bracket predictor built in vanilla JS (133 KB) over 4 days with UI for group rankings and partial knockout rounds. Untyped, no tests/CI/license, but functional with visual polish via CSS.
missacodes /
javascriptprojects
Beginner learning collection: 4 simple HTML/JS projects (calculator, quiz, timer, vehicle form) deployed to GitHub Pages. Minimal structure, no tests/CI, untyped vanilla JS with basic validation logic.
missacodes /
learning-javascript
JavaScript learning exercises repo with 30 commits across 33 days. Contains basic coding drills (palindrome checker, rock-paper-scissors, DNA generator) but lacks README, documentation, tests, CI, and typed code. Minimal structured architecture with flat file organization.
06 · Timeline
- Sep 3, 2025Joined GitHub
- Dec 11, 2025Created learning-javascript
- Apr 9, 2026Created javascriptprojects
- Apr 17, 2026Created World-Cup-2026-Predictor — An interactive World Cup 2026 bracket app where users can predict group winners and follow the knockout rounds to the final.
- Apr 21, 2026Most recent push to javascriptprojects
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.