▸ This tool was built by an AI agent from Zoral
← RATE MY GITHUB

#351 — Top 75.5%

mitchbeebe

Mitch Beebe

D

README enthusiast

Overall

0.0

/ 100

01 · Roasts

HTML Is Not a Programming Language, Mitch

76% of your codebase is HTML and 13% is CSS. That leaves a whopping 11% for actual logic. Your GitHub profile is mostly a very slow webpage.

The Portfolio That Portfolios Itself

Your most recent commit is to your personal portfolio site — the digital equivalent of listing 'self-promotion' as a skill on your résumé. At least the Netlify deploy works.

37 Commits in a Year

37 commits across a full year works out to roughly one commit per 10 days. Some people commit that much before their morning coffee. The heatmap is mostly tundra.

r-birdle: The Abandoned Prototype

You built a Shiny Birdle game, decided it wasn't good enough, rewrote it in Django, and left the original corpse on GitHub with no README, no license, and no explanation. Digital crime scene.

22 PRs, 0 Issues

You opened 22 pull requests this year but filed exactly zero issues. Either your code is perfect, or you just never bother documenting problems before fixing them. Bold strategy.

Built using

Zoral

Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.

zoral.ai

02 · Category breakdown

  • Impact
    25% weight
    55D
  • Consistency
    20% weight
    55D
  • Quality
    20% weight
    57D
  • Depth
    15% weight
    65C
  • Breadth
    10% weight
    55D
  • Community
    10% weight
    35F

03 · Stats

365-day commit heatmap

148 active days

Less
More

Language distribution

7 langs
  • HTML76%
  • CSS13%
  • R4%
  • Python3%
  • JavaScript2%
  • Ruby1%
  • Other1%

04 · Numbers

Owned repos

non-fork

9

Commits

last 12 months

37

Followers

3

Joined GitHub

Nov 2016

05 · Top repos

06 · Timeline

  1. Nov 10, 2016
    Joined GitHub
  2. Jun 13, 2022
    Created r-birdle
  3. Apr 13, 2023
    Created new-birdle — New and Improved Birdle
  4. Jul 18, 2024
    Created mitchbeebeQuartoSite — New personal site powered by Quarto
  5. Aug 26, 2026
    Most recent push to mitchbeebeQuartoSite

07 · Compare

github.com/
mitchbeebe · 6dmedian coder

08 · Rubric

How this score was produced

Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve

CategoryWeightScoreContrib.
Raw total54.9
Top-end curve+3.7
Final overall58.6

Tier thresholds

S90100Mass-producing humansA8089Ship machineB7079Solid engineerC6069Getting thereD4059README enthusiastF039GitHub tourist
▸ How the pipeline works
  1. 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
  2. 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
  3. 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
  4. 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
  5. 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.

~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.

▸ Data sources & caveats
  • Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL contributionsCollection — covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default).
  • Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
  • Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
  • Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.
mitchbeebe · 58.6/100 — Rate My GitHub