01 · Roasts
2 commits/year club
totalCommitsYear=2. You basically signed into GitHub twice this year to remind it you exist. Even a Roomba has a more consistent activity pattern.
91% R, 100% Niche
91% of your codebase is R. That's not a language portfolio, that's a research-lab hostage situation. Python showed up at 1% just to wave goodbye.
Sprint-and-disappear engineer
CiteMeMaybe: 2 commits in a 2-hour window. Cython-OpenMP: 6-day repo lifespan. Obsidian-Template: created and pushed same day. You ship in bursts and then enter witness protection.
License? Never heard of her
Zero HAS_LICENSE flags across all scored repos. You're releasing code into the legal void — technically anyone can do anything with it, or more likely, no one will.
45% stale, 100% ambition
staleRepoRatio=0.45 — nearly half your repos haven't been touched in over 2 years. Your GitHub is less a portfolio and more a graveyard with a very optimistic 'About' section.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight15F
- Consistency20% weight5F
- Quality20% weight46D
- Depth15% weight20F
- Breadth10% weight25F
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
50 active days
Language distribution
- R91%
- HTML6%
- Python1%
- Tcl1%
- C++0%
- Astro0%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
20
Commits
last 12 months
2
Followers
25
Joined GitHub
Mar 2016
05 · Top repos
mjcarter95 /
Cython-OpenMP-GPU-Offload
Educational Cython + OpenMP GPU offload example with clean C++/Cython bindings, minimal scope, and recent 6-day activity window. No license, tests, or CI; suitable as tutorial/learning material.
mjcarter95 /
CiteMeMaybe
Single-script Python tool for counting self-citations in academic papers using NLP; untyped, minimal test/CI coverage, but functional with clear domain purpose and documented usage.
mjcarter95 /
Obsidian-Template
Personal Obsidian vault template fork with minimal structure. 4 template files, 13 KB total, created and pushed same day (Feb 19, 2025). No tests, CI, or license. README describes organization but repo is essentially a template scaffold.
06 · Timeline
- Mar 12, 2016Joined GitHub
- Nov 29, 2024Created CiteMeMaybe — A Python script to count the number of self citations in a set of documents
- Feb 19, 2025Created Obsidian-Template
- Feb 5, 2026Created Cython-OpenMP-GPU-Offload — A callable Python function that is offloaded to GPU via Cython.
- Feb 11, 2026Most recent push to Cython-OpenMP-GPU-Offload
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.