01 · Roasts
96% Graveyard
A staleRepoRatio of 0.96 means 96% of your 82 repos are digital fossils. You haven't maintained a project — you've been donating to a git-powered museum.
4 Commits a Year
totalCommitsYear = 4. That's one commit per season. Even squirrels are more consistent, and they hibernate.
The 4-Hour Masterpiece
afdesigner was born and died on March 25, 2020 between 19:56 and 23:47. A four-hour sprint, 95 lines, 2 stars, and eternal silence. A monument to almost-finished.
82 Repos, 20 Stars
With 82 public repos and only 20 total stars, that's a 0.24 stars-per-repo average. The repos are not the problem — the problem is 79 of them don't know anyone's watching.
Solo Forever
soloPct = 100%. Not a single collaborator across any project. Even open-source hermits file issues occasionally — you had exactly 1 this year.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight18F
- Consistency20% weight5F
- Quality20% weight22F
- Depth15% weight10F
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
15 active days
Language distribution
- Swift58%
- JavaScript16%
- Python8%
- Go7%
- C++4%
- Makefile3%
- Other4%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
76
Commits
last 12 months
4
Followers
23
Joined GitHub
May 2009
05 · Top repos
mlavergn /
afdesigner
Single-file AppleScript automation tool for Affinity Designer exports with minimal scope, created and abandoned same day with 2 commits total.
mlavergn /
m365
One-off firmware exploration for Xiaomi M365 scooter; minimal Lua code in 8KB total, single day of commits (Sept 12, 2019), no tests/CI/license. Primarily documentation of protocol frames rather than executable project.
mlavergn /
mlavergn
Personal GitHub profile repo with no code—only README listing interests in LLMs, diffusion models, hard tech, and Zig language. 14 KB total, no source files, no structure.
06 · Timeline
- May 3, 2009Joined GitHub
- Sep 12, 2019Created m365 — Xiaomi Mi Scooter m365 firmware exploration
- Mar 25, 2020Created afdesigner — Affinity Designer Scripting via AppleScript
- Feb 4, 2024Created mlavergn — GitHub Profile Extras
- Apr 26, 2026Most recent push to mlavergn
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.