01 · Roasts
The 40-Minute Commit Sprint Champion
pgtk's entire development history — all 4 commits — happened in roughly 40 minutes. pgvet was born and fully shipped on 2026-03-01 in 2 commits. openports was created and pushed on the same day. Your repos have expiration dates, not roadmaps.
CI Allergy Diagnosis: Confirmed
6 repos analyzed. 0 have CI. Not one GitHub Actions workflow, not one .travis.yml. You've written a PostgreSQL linter with 15 rules and tests, but apparently drawing the line at automating the build is a bridge too far.
238 PRs, 0 Issues
You opened 238 pull requests this year — and exactly 0 issues. You contribute code prolifically but apparently never have a question, a bug report, or an opinion. Either you're perfect or you're skipping the conversation entirely.
84% Graveyard Rate
staleRepoRatio = 0.84. Of your 96 public repos, 80+ haven't been touched in over 2 years. The GitHub profile is less a portfolio and more an archaeological dig site — with a very active new excavation in the top layer.
Go Is the New Objective-C (For You)
Your language distribution screams 2015: Objective-C (28%), C++ (24%). Your recent repos are all Go. The historical you and the current you share a GitHub account but apparently nothing else. At least the pivot is documented in public.
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Zoral
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zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight36F
- Consistency20% weight50D
- Quality20% weight57D
- Depth15% weight35F
- Breadth10% weight80A
- Community10% weight65C
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
233 active days
Language distribution
- Objective-C28%
- HTML27%
- C++24%
- Java9%
- C6%
- Go4%
- Other2%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
45
Commits
last 12 months
263
Followers
104
Joined GitHub
May 2012
05 · Top repos
mnafees /
gocache-s3
Early-stage Go tool implementing GOCACHEPROG for S3-backed build caching. Typed Go with structured code and clear README, but minimal commits (2 of last 30), no tests/CI, and zero community adoption yet.
mnafees /
pgvet
Fresh PostgreSQL linter tool using pg_query parser, 27KB with typed Go code, 15 rules, tests, and clear README. Brand new (1 day old, 2 commits) experimental project with good foundational structure but minimal maturity.
mnafees /
click
One-week TUI tool for ClickHouse: typed Go, structured internal/ layout, README + connection profiles. No tests/CI, minimal commit history (4 of 30), 24 KB codebase—early-stage experiment.
mnafees /
pgtk
Pure-SQL PostgreSQL diagnostic toolkit with 15 utility functions. Minimal project: created Feb 19, 4 commits in ~40 min, no tests/CI. Clean schema-based architecture with solid README covering all functions, but single-file codebase. Meets quality 50 via documentation + structured SQL + typed language.
mnafees /
openports
Brand-new single-purpose macOS menu bar app (JXA) to show listening TCP ports. Minimal viable product with 2 stars, 1 recent commit, no tests/CI. Shows functional code structure but lacks production polish and depth.
mnafees /
hatchet-python-dynamic-workflow-lifecycle
Tutorial example showing Hatchet workflow lifecycle (create/trigger/delete) with worker label affinity. Single-day creation with 4 source files, no tests, no CI, untyped Python (missing type hints in async functions).
06 · Timeline
- May 22, 2012Joined GitHub
- Feb 19, 2026Created pgtk — Pure-SQL diagnostic functions for PostgreSQL - load via psql, no extensions required
- Feb 22, 2026Created gocache-s3 — A GOCACHEPROG implementation that uses Amazon S3 (or any S3-compatible storage) as a shared, distributed Go build cache.
- Feb 25, 2026Created hatchet-python-dynamic-workflow-lifecycle
- Mar 1, 2026Created pgvet — Like go vet but for PostgreSQL
- Mar 4, 2026Created click — A modern TUI for ClickHouse
- Mar 8, 2026Created openports — A lightweight macOS menu bar app that shows all TCP listening ports grouped by process name. Built as a JXA (JavaScript for Automation) stay-open applet.
- Mar 8, 2026Most recent push to openports
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.