01 · Roasts
The Graveyard Gardener
44+ weeks of the year are completely dark on your heatmap. With 98 commits clustered into maybe 8 active weeks, your GitHub looks less like a developer profile and more like a patient flatline monitor with occasional spikes.
Assignment Sniper
Your best repo (calculator-spe) exists because a professor demanded it — complete with a Jenkinsfile nobody will ever run and 13 tests that will never catch a real bug. Real depth doesn't come with a grading rubric.
Zero Stars, Five Forks
0 stars across 13 repos but somehow 5 forks. Either you forked yourself, or 5 people found your work worth copying but not worth starring. Either way, that's a unique achievement.
The 64% TypeScript Fraud
TypeScript is 64% of your codebase but your only TypeScript project is a 14kb browser extension created in a single day in January 2026. That's not a TypeScript developer — that's a README with ambitions.
Following Nobody, Followed by Nobody
0 following, 4 followers, 1 PR all year. You've built a GitHub profile in complete social isolation. Not even a stray issue comment. The void does not engage with the community.
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02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight25F
- Consistency20% weight20F
- Quality20% weight57D
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
27 active days
Language distribution
- TypeScript64%
- Jupyter Notebook34%
- Python1%
- C0%
- JavaScript0%
- Java0%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
13
Commits
last 12 months
98
Followers
4
Joined GitHub
Jan 2024
05 · Top repos
mohitiiitb /
calculator-spe
Coursework mini-project: Java Spring Boot REST calculator with sqrt, factorial, ln, pow operations. Typed, tested (13 tests), structured Maven layout, working web UI, but zero stars/forks and minimal scope for educational assignment.
mohitiiitb /
bankbase
Brand-new FastAPI banking system with employee/account/transaction management. Typed Python, structured layout, tests, and CI, but zero adoption signals and minimal documentation—a fresh portfolio entry.
mohitiiitb /
keymap
Browser extension for keyword shortcuts in Edge omnibox. Minimal scope (5 files, ~14kb), no tests/CI. One-shot commit dump created Jan 19, 2026, within hours. No typing support, flat structure.
06 · Timeline
- Jan 1, 2024Joined GitHub
- Jun 29, 2025Created bankbase
- Sep 27, 2025Created calculator-spe — Mini-project for the CSE816 Software Production Engineering course
- Jan 19, 2026Created keymap — KeyMap extension for Edge
- Jan 19, 2026Most recent push to keymap
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.