01 · Roasts
Serial Blogger, Zero Readers
You maintain TWO separate personal blog repos (monique.dev AND moniquelive.com), both 0 stars, combined 7+ years of effort. One doesn't even have a README. At some point the blog needs a reader, not just another Hugo theme.
Twitch Bot With a TODO README
moniquelive-bot-elixir has a full AGENTS.md, GenServer state machines, Spotify integration — and a README that literally says 'TODO: Add description.' Three years in. The bot knows your music taste but not its own name.
Quality Only When It's New
zone2 is 3 days old and already has tests, CI, and typed Go — your only repo to hit all four quality flags. Meanwhile, meuastral at 6 years old still has no CI. Apparently discipline peaks at day zero.
Exercism as Version Control
exercism-backup is a flat folder dump of kata solutions with no README, no CI, and no architecture. You're using GitHub to back up your homework. Dropbox was right there.
1 PR/Year Club
402 followers, co-founder of 4 companies, polyglot across 7+ languages — and totalPRsYear = 1. All that clout, zero upstream contributions. The open-source community is still waiting for your call.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight56D
- Consistency20% weight65C
- Quality20% weight67C
- Depth15% weight65C
- Breadth10% weight80A
- Community10% weight50D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
297 active days
Language distribution
- CSS28%
- Shell11%
- Go9%
- Elixir9%
- Smalltalk6%
- Ruby5%
- Other32%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
43
Commits
last 12 months
680
Followers
402
Joined GitHub
Apr 2009
05 · Top repos
moniquelive /
meuastral
Personal astrology & horoscope web app built in Elm with Cloudflare Workers deployment, functional date picker and chart features, but no production adoption signals or external usage.
moniquelive /
dotfiles
Personal dotfiles repo using GNU Stow, well-organized with extensive shell/editor configs (Neovim, Fish, Zsh, Emacs, Tmux). 12 years of development but primarily serves as personal setup tooling; minimal external adoption or product narrative.
moniquelive /
moniquelive-bot-elixir
Personal Twitch bot umbrella in Elixir with typed code, structured multi-app layout, and comprehensive internal docs (AGENTS.md). 6 stars, thin public audience. Well-documented internally but experimental scope.
moniquelive /
monique.dev
Personal blog using Hugo with a custom theme (Lirio), hosted on Cloudflare. Well-structured documentation (AGENTS.md, build.sh) and clean CSS styling, but minimal adoption and educational scope.
moniquelive /
zone2
Personal Go CLI tool for controlling receiver Zone 2 power via WebSocket. Well-typed with tests and CI, structured layout, but niche use case with minimal adoption (1 star, 0 forks, 3 days old).
moniquelive /
papodado
Course project publication site with p5.js data visualizations, Hugo static generation, and Cloudflare Workers deployment. Untyped JavaScript sketches with modular architecture and clear content strategy.
moniquelive /
moniquelive.com
Personal blog project with 7+ years of sporadic commits (2018–2026) and 23MB codebase, but lacks README, tests, CI, documentation, and meaningful structure. Demonstrates long-term maintenance activity without professional tooling or architectural rigor.
moniquelive /
exercism-backup
Personal Exercism backup containing solutions across multiple languages (Elixir, Elm, C++, Bash, Common Lisp) with no documentation, tests, or CI—a tutorial/learning repo with minimal project context.
06 · Timeline
- Apr 3, 2009Joined GitHub
- Jun 10, 2014Created dotfiles — Giving back
- Nov 27, 2018Created moniquelive.com — Personal Blog
- Jun 8, 2020Created meuastral — Source code for
- Jan 3, 2021Created monique.dev — Blog com traduções dos post do dev.to
- Aug 21, 2022Created moniquelive-bot-elixir — Elixir version of our Twitch.tv bot
- Jul 31, 2025Created exercism-backup
- Mar 28, 2026Created zone2 — CLI to control Zone 2 power over AVR setup WebSocket API
- Apr 10, 2026Created papodado
- Apr 26, 2026Most recent push to dotfiles
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.