01 · Roasts
The One-Day Specialist
hcron was created AND last pushed on 2015-06-26. That's not a project — that's a commit with dreams.
90% Graveyard
A staleRepoRatio of 0.90 means 9 out of every 10 repos you own haven't been touched in over 2 years. GitHub is not a museum, Andres.
15 Commits in a Year
totalCommitsYear: 15. That's not a slow quarter — that's one commit every 24 days. Even your heatmap looks embarrassed.
Superseded by Yourself
zulip-php-client was explicitly abandoned for a v2 branch that was never finished. You deprecated your own repo and then ghosted the replacement.
Language Collector, Project Avoider
Six languages in the portfolio — PHP, Go, TypeScript, Vim Script, JavaScript, HTML — and yet a combined total of 24 stars across 93 repos. The breadth is real; the shipping is not.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight28F
- Consistency20% weight20F
- Quality20% weight52D
- Depth15% weight35F
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
10 active days
Language distribution
- PHP49%
- Go14%
- TypeScript10%
- Vim Script10%
- JavaScript9%
- HTML4%
- Other4%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
49
Commits
last 12 months
15
Followers
39
Joined GitHub
Apr 2009
05 · Top repos
mrferos /
zulip-php-client
PHP Zulip client library with basic API integration. Typed, documented, and tested, but abandoned since 2020 and explicitly superseded by v2 branch. Minimal adoption (5 stars) and incomplete API coverage.
mrferos /
mrf-swivel
ZF2 wrapper module for the Swivel feature library with basic DI integration, tests, and CI, but minimal adoption (3 stars) and very short development window (Sept 2015).
mrferos /
hcron
Single-file CLI utility wrapping prettycron to display cronjobs readably. Created and completed in one day (2015-06-26), no tests, untyped JavaScript, minimal codebase (~126 KB), no CI/tests infrastructure.
06 · Timeline
- Apr 1, 2009Joined GitHub
- Jun 26, 2015Created hcron — Making the crontab human readable
- Sep 20, 2015Created mrf-swivel — ZF2 module for Swivel
- Sep 27, 2015Created zulip-php-client — Zulip PHP Client
- Jan 5, 2020Most recent push to zulip-php-client
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.