01 · Roasts
2 commits in a year? That's a rounding error.
totalCommitsYear = 2, and one of those 'pushes' was creating an empty CSS repo with 0 bytes of code. Your most recent contribution to the public internet was making a folder.
81% of your repos are fossils
staleRepoRatio = 0.81 — four out of every five repos you own haven't been touched in over 2 years. You're not a backend engineer, you're a GitHub archaeologist preserving your own ruins.
Notify.js: a single file, 6 years, no tests
You've had since 2015 to add a test suite to a one-file jQuery wrapper. Nine years. Still no CI, no types, no tests. The library notifies users; it just never notified you that it needed maintenance.
212 repos, 30 total stars
That's 212 public repositories averaging 0.14 stars each. Quantity is not a strategy. Somewhere in that graveyard of 170+ stale repos there might be gold, but no one will ever find it.
Joined GitHub in 2009, heatmap is basically empty
15+ years on GitHub and the annual heatmap has exactly 3 active cells. You were on GitHub before it was cool and still haven't shipped anything cool.
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02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight25F
- Consistency20% weight5F
- Quality20% weight57D
- Depth15% weight40D
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
3 active days
Language distribution
- CSS51%
- JavaScript26%
- Ruby11%
- HTML6%
- Java3%
- Elixir2%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
27
Commits
last 12 months
2
Followers
50
Joined GitHub
Apr 2009
05 · Top repos
msroot /
json-logic-js-graphql
Niche TypeScript library adding Lodash & date-fns operators to json-logic-js for GraphQL compatibility. Typed, tested, documented, and published to npm, but minimal adoption (3 stars, 1 fork).
msroot /
Notify.js
Personal notification library with minimal scope and no tests/CI. Simple jQuery-based wrapper with basic callback support. No type safety and light documentation.
msroot /
css
Empty scaffold repo with 0 bytes of code, no README, no documentation, and no commits since creation. Created 2026-01-28, never pushed substantive content.
06 · Timeline
- Apr 4, 2009Joined GitHub
- Apr 23, 2015Created Notify.js — 📣A simple notification library able to use callbacks
- Jun 8, 2021Created json-logic-js-graphql — json-logic-js support for GraphQL Query keys
- Jan 28, 2026Created css — Customer Support System
- Jan 28, 2026Most recent push to css
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.