01 · Roasts
93% Graveyard Curator
staleRepoRatio of 0.93 means 109 of your 117 repos haven't been touched in 2+ years. Your GitHub profile is less a portfolio and more a digital archaeological dig.
19-Day Senior Architect
pr9k — your flagship project with the race-safe concurrency and 20+ internal packages — is literally 19 days old. The docs/architecture.md is probably older than the first passing test.
Solo Act with a Standing Ovation
soloPct = 100% on every analyzed repo, yet somehow 1,258 people are following you. You're basically a beloved streamer who never plays co-op.
Homebrew Formula in 6 Minutes
homebrew-pr9k was created AND deployed in under 6 minutes. That's not a release process, that's a speed run. goreleaser did more work than you did.
176 Issues, 21 PRs, 0 Co-Authors
You opened 176 issues and 21 PRs this year but every repo is 100% solo. You're extremely opinionated about other people's code — you just refuse to work in any of it.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight43D
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight72B
- Depth15% weight65C
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight55D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
215 active days
Language distribution
- JavaScript69%
- C#21%
- Ruby7%
- HTML2%
- CSS0%
- Shell0%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
59
Commits
last 12 months
696
Followers
1,258
Joined GitHub
Apr 2009
05 · Top repos
mxriverlynn /
pr9k
Sophisticated Go orchestrator automating multi-step AI-driven workflows: typed, well-tested (race-safe), full documentation, structured src/ layout, CI/CD pipeline, Apache-2.0 licensed. Active recent development (30 of last 30 commits), ~10.7 KiB codebase with complex state management and TUI framework.
mxriverlynn /
dotfiles
Personal dotfiles repo with Vim configuration and custom shell scripts. Minimal ecosystem reach but demonstrates owner's active tooling preferences including AI-assisted development automation via Claude integration.
mxriverlynn /
homebrew-pr9k
A Homebrew tap (package distribution) for pr9k, auto-generated by goreleaser. Minimal scope: single Ruby formula file, 5KB total, one commit in 6 minutes. Serves as dependency distribution, not a primary project.
06 · Timeline
- Apr 18, 2009Joined GitHub
- Dec 21, 2020Created dotfiles — my dotfiles
- Apr 8, 2026Created pr9k — Power-Ralph.9000
- Apr 21, 2026Created homebrew-pr9k — homebrew install for PR9K
- Apr 27, 2026Most recent push to pr9k
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.