01 · Roasts
625 Repos, 0 Followers
You've been on GitHub since 2009 — 15+ years and 625 public repos — and still have exactly 0 followers. That's a commitment to privacy that borders on performance art.
The 6-Minute Commit
k8s-ocp-policy-as-code-kyverno was created and 'complete' in 6 minutes with a single commit. Even a README deserves more than a lunch-break's worth of attention.
Heatmap? Never Heard of It
52 weeks of your public heatmap are completely dark — all 364 cells are zero. The public record suggests you haven't committed a single byte in the last year.
TAM With No Tests
Your bio says Technical Account Manager, SRE, DevOps — yet not one of your sampled repos has a test file. You preach observability; you don't practice it.
legal-ai-pro: The Pre-MVP MVP
legal-ai-pro is so empty it scored a 7 out of 100 — and that 7 is only because the README technically exists. It was born, measured, and found wanting all on the same afternoon.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight25F
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight34F
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
0 active days
Language distribution
- Ruby26%
- Java19%
- HTML18%
- C15%
- C#8%
- C++4%
- Other10%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
3
Commits
last 12 months
0
Followers
0
Joined GitHub
Apr 2009
05 · Top repos
nanox /
expenses-tracking-app
Personal Vue 3 PWA for expense tracking with localStorage persistence, chart visualization, and toast notifications. Typed via jsconfig, structured src/ layout, HAS_CI=yes, but no tests and untyped JavaScript modules limit quality.
nanox /
k8s-ocp-policy-as-code-kyverno
Minimal scaffolding for IBMSkillsNetwork course material on Kyverno policies. 14 KB, one commit in 6-minute window, README title only, no source code sampled, zero stars/forks.
nanox /
legal-ai-pro
Empty scaffold created 2 hours ago with only a README header and no source code, tests, CI, license, or meaningful documentation. Represents a one-off initialization dump.
06 · Timeline
- Apr 6, 2009Joined GitHub
- Jun 11, 2024Created expenses-tracking-app — Progressive web app (PWA) that allows users to record their daily income and expenses, keep a history of a month's financial activities, and view a tracking of expenses using a gra
- Feb 4, 2026Created legal-ai-pro
- Apr 22, 2026Created k8s-ocp-policy-as-code-kyverno — Kubernetes/OpenShift Policy-as-Code with Kyverno - IBMSkillsNetwork - GPXX0KKOEN v1
- Apr 22, 2026Most recent push to k8s-ocp-policy-as-code-kyverno
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.