01 · Roasts
95% Abandoned
A staleRepoRatio of 0.95 means 97 of your 102 repos are digital ghost towns. You didn't build a portfolio — you built a graveyard with a welcome sign that says 'IM A PROGRAMMER'.
38 Commits in a Year
Thirty-eight commits across an entire year. That's one commit per 9.6 days. Your most productive repo (Open-Text-Summarizer) hasn't been touched since 2018 — it's been stale longer than some junior devs have been coding.
93% JavaScript, 0% Tests
Nearly every byte you've written is JavaScript, yet not a single scored repo has a test suite. You've achieved the rare feat of monolingual AND untestable at the same time.
Historical Preservationist
You ported a 2003 SourceForge C library, a Java POS tagger, and a pastebin Python script to GitHub. Respect for open-source archaeology — but none of it has been touched in 6–13 years.
Best Repo Is Someone Else's
Your top repo by stars (Open-Text-Summarizer, 243 ⭐) was originally written by Nadav Rotem in 2003. Your second-best is a JavaScript port of someone else's Java tagger. Your original magnum opus remains... undiscovered.
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Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
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02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight35F
- Consistency20% weight20F
- Quality20% weight44D
- Depth15% weight40D
- Breadth10% weight30F
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
150 active days
Language distribution
- JavaScript93%
- Shell4%
- C2%
- PHP1%
- Python0%
- C++0%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
22
Commits
last 12 months
38
Followers
70
Joined GitHub
Apr 2009
05 · Top repos
neopunisher /
Open-Text-Summarizer
Open Text Summarizer is a multi-language text summarization library and CLI tool using term-frequency algorithms. Shows C/GLib foundation work with documented architecture, but minimal recent activity (last commit 2018) and no CI/testing infrastructure.
neopunisher /
pos-js
JavaScript port of FastTag POS tagger with lexer, licensed LGPL. Last push 2016; no tests, CI, or typing. Core algorithms implemented but minimal documentation beyond README and simple test.js example.
neopunisher /
pywhatword
One-off educational NLP tutorial repo archived from pastebin; minimal scope (1 file), zero commits in 16 years, no tests or CI, untyped Python 2 code with deprecated urllib2.
06 · Timeline
- Apr 13, 2009Joined GitHub
- Nov 30, 2011Created pos-js — fasttag part of speech tagger javascript implementation
- Apr 19, 2012Created pywhatword — Python NLTK Bayesian Classifier for word sense disambiguation
- Apr 20, 2012Created Open-Text-Summarizer — Automatic text summarization
- Oct 21, 2018Most recent push to Open-Text-Summarizer
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.