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netspencer

Spencer Schoeben

D

README enthusiast

Overall

0.0

/ 100

01 · Roasts

Ghost of GitHub Past

8 commits in an entire year, but somehow 147 public repos. That's one commit per 46 repos. The ratio is haunting.

91% Abandoned

staleRepoRatio of 0.91 means 9 in 10 of your repos are digital ghost towns. This isn't a portfolio, it's an archaeological dig site.

PHP Maximalist

75% PHP in 2024. No shame in legacy work, but paired with 0% meaningful TypeScript adoption across the profile, it tells a story — and it's set in the early 2010s.

Following 2143, Followed by 222

A following-to-follower ratio of nearly 10:1. You're a lurker wearing the mask of a networker. 0 issues filed this year seals the verdict.

Digital Architect, Minimal Construction

The bio says 'Digital Architect' but the evidence says 3 active repos, no licenses, and 8 commits in 12 months. Even architects need to lay some bricks.

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02 · Category breakdown

  • Impact
    25% weight
    30F
  • Consistency
    20% weight
    55D
  • Quality
    20% weight
    57D
  • Depth
    15% weight
    55D
  • Breadth
    10% weight
    55D
  • Community
    10% weight
    40D

03 · Stats

365-day commit heatmap

325 active days

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Language distribution

7 langs
  • PHP75%
  • JavaScript23%
  • CSS1%
  • Swift0%
  • OCaml0%
  • TypeScript0%
  • Other1%

04 · Numbers

Owned repos

non-fork

23

Commits

last 12 months

8

Followers

222

Joined GitHub

Apr 2009

05 · Top repos

06 · Timeline

  1. Apr 26, 2009
    Joined GitHub
  2. Oct 19, 2017
    Created .dotfiles — my dotfiles
  3. Feb 13, 2020
    Created netspencer.com — My Personal Website
  4. Dec 1, 2022
    Created AdventOfCode
  5. Feb 3, 2026
    Most recent push to .dotfiles

07 · Compare

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08 · Rubric

How this score was produced

Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve

CategoryWeightScoreContrib.
Raw total47.6
Top-end curve+2.1
Final overall49.8

Tier thresholds

S90100Mass-producing humansA8089Ship machineB7079Solid engineerC6069Getting thereD4059README enthusiastF039GitHub tourist
▸ How the pipeline works
  1. 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
  2. 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
  3. 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
  4. 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
  5. 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.

~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.

▸ Data sources & caveats
  • Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL contributionsCollection — covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default).
  • Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
  • Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
  • Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.
netspencer · 49.8/100 — Rate My GitHub