01 · Roasts
1640 Repos, 4 Commits This Year
You have more repos than most developers will ever create in a lifetime, yet you managed to ship exactly 4 commits in the last 12 months. That's one commit per quarter. Your repo count is a monument, not a metric.
100% Stale Ratio Achievement Unlocked
staleRepoRatio=1.0 — a perfect score in the wrong direction. Every. Single. One of your 1640 repos was last touched over two years ago. That's not a graveyard, that's an extinction event.
4 Total Stars Across 1640 Repos
Four stars. Four. You could open four brand-new accounts, star yourself once each, and double your all-time star count. The math is brutal.
The BEAM Ghost
63% Erlang in your language breakdown sounds cool until you realize the last commit was basically a farewell letter. Erlang deserves better than being the dominant language of a ghost town.
dumplink_export: The Lone Survivor
Your one analyzable recent repo is a 2-file JavaScript CLI created in December 2023 to export a link-dump app. No tests, no CI, no license. It's not a project — it's a sticky note with a shebang line.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight15F
- Consistency20% weight20F
- Quality20% weight35F
- Depth15% weight20F
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
167 active days
Language distribution
- Erlang63%
- HTML22%
- Python4%
- Go4%
- Elixir3%
- NetLogo2%
- Other2%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
8
Commits
last 12 months
4
Followers
115
Joined GitHub
Apr 2009
05 · Top repos
nivertech /
openapi_petstore
Elixir client generated from PetStore API using OpenAPI
nivertech /
urban-fire-sim
Urban fire spread simulation
nivertech /
dumplink_export
Single-file CLI tool exporting dump.link projects to GitHub Markdown/tasklists format. Minimal scope (482 KB, 2 files), created Dec 2023, untyped JavaScript with basic error handling but no tests, CI, or structured architecture.
06 · Timeline
- Apr 27, 2009Joined GitHub
- Jan 12, 2019Created urban-fire-sim — Urban fire spread simulation
- Aug 13, 2019Created openapi_petstore — Elixir client generated from PetStore API using OpenAPI
- Dec 21, 2023Created dumplink_export
- Dec 23, 2023Most recent push to dumplink_export
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.