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nostalgebraist

nostalgebraist

D

README enthusiast

Overall

0.0

/ 100

01 · Roasts

5 Commits in 52 Weeks

Your entire past year of public GitHub activity could fit inside a single slow afternoon. The heatmap looks like a connect-the-dots puzzle where someone gave up.

100% Python, 0% Tests

Every single repo: Python. No tests. No CI. You've achieved a perfectly consistent anti-pattern across 39 repositories. That's almost impressive.

The Bot Outworked You

Your Tumblr autoresponder ran continuously for 3 years and spawned two spinoff libraries. Meanwhile your human self managed 5 commits this year. The student has surpassed the master.

Following: 2 People

93 followers, 0 external PRs, 0 external issues, following 2 accounts. GitHub as a one-way broadcast medium, apparently.

Essay Repo in a Code Portfolio

the-void is a markdown essay that somehow ended up in a software portfolio. The logit lens works on transformers; it does not work on prose.

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02 · Category breakdown

  • Impact
    25% weight
    58D
  • Consistency
    20% weight
    55D
  • Quality
    20% weight
    57D
  • Depth
    15% weight
    60C
  • Breadth
    10% weight
    25F
  • Community
    10% weight
    40D

03 · Stats

365-day commit heatmap

32 active days

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Language distribution

1 langs
  • Python100%

04 · Numbers

Owned repos

non-fork

5

Commits

last 12 months

5

Followers

93

Joined GitHub

Jul 2016

05 · Top repos

06 · Timeline

  1. Jul 8, 2016
    Joined GitHub
  2. Jun 18, 2020
    Created nostalgebraist-autoresponder — Code for the tumblr bot nostalgebraist-autoresponder.
  3. May 10, 2021
    Created transformer-utils — Utilities for the HuggingFace transformers library
  4. Jun 12, 2025
    Created the-void — An essay about LLM assistants
  5. Apr 26, 2026
    Most recent push to the-void

07 · Compare

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nostalgebraist · 6dmedian coder

08 · Rubric

How this score was produced

Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve

CategoryWeightScoreContrib.
Raw total52.4
Top-end curve+3.2
Final overall55.6

Tier thresholds

S90100Mass-producing humansA8089Ship machineB7079Solid engineerC6069Getting thereD4059README enthusiastF039GitHub tourist
▸ How the pipeline works
  1. 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
  2. 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
  3. 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
  4. 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
  5. 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.

~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.

▸ Data sources & caveats
  • Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL contributionsCollection — covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default).
  • Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
  • Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
  • Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.
nostalgebraist · 55.6/100 — Rate My GitHub