01 · Roasts
Forklift certified
Spoon-Knife has 159,001 forks—more people practiced branching here than in most production repos.
Heatmap witness protection
The entire 52-week heatmap is zeroed out: 23,925 followers cannot commit on your behalf.
Static electricity
77% CSS and 22% HTML makes the portfolio look impeccably styled, then the JavaScript rounds to 0%.
Tutorial titan
14,006 stars on a 2 KB forking demo is elite GitHub impact with deliberately tiny implementation depth.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight91S
- Consistency20% weight5F
- Quality20% weight22F
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight25F
- Community10% weight80A
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
0 active days
Language distribution
- CSS77%
- HTML22%
- JavaScript0%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
6
Commits
last 12 months
0
Followers
23,925
Joined GitHub
Jan 2011
05 · Top repos
octocat /
Spoon-Knife
Spoon-Knife is a deliberately minimal HTML/CSS demonstration repository that became a highly adopted GitHub forking example, with 14,006 stars and 159,001 forks.
octocat /
octocat.github.io
A widely forked GitHub Pages template repository with 1,156 stars and 566 forks, but its implementation is essentially generated static HTML/CSS and placeholder JavaScript rather than a maintained application.
octocat /
Hello-World
The iconic octocat/Hello-World repository has broad GitHub adoption, but remains an intentionally minimal one-file demonstration with no tests, CI, license, or typed implementation.
06 · Timeline
- Jan 25, 2011Joined GitHub
- Jan 26, 2011Created Hello-World — My first repository on GitHub!
- Jan 27, 2011Created Spoon-Knife — This repo is for demonstration purposes only.
- Mar 18, 2014Created octocat.github.io
- Aug 21, 2024Most recent push to Spoon-Knife
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.