01 · Roasts
157,000 Forks, 0 Commits This Year
Spoon-Knife has been forked 157,307 times and your contribution to it in the last year is literally zero commits. You are the landlord of GitHub's most famous empty lot.
13 Years, Still 2KB
Spoon-Knife was created in January 2011. Thirteen years later it is still 2 kilobytes. A sticky note evolves more than this repo did.
22,758 Followers Watching Nothing
You have more followers than most mid-sized cities have residents, and your heatmap is a perfect rectangle of void. Not a single public commit in the past 52 weeks.
CSS-Pilled at 77%
Your language breakdown is 77% CSS and 22% HTML. GitHub's official mascot account is, professionally speaking, a stylesheet.
The Mascot Paradox
octocat.github.io's most complex piece of code is a single console.log() — on a site that 1,105 people starred. Those stars are not for the code. They are for the vibes.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight75B
- Consistency20% weight5F
- Quality20% weight22F
- Depth15% weight45D
- Breadth10% weight25F
- Community10% weight75B
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
0 active days
Language distribution
- CSS77%
- HTML22%
- JavaScript0%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
6
Commits
last 12 months
0
Followers
22,758
Joined GitHub
Jan 2011
05 · Top repos
octocat /
Spoon-Knife
GitHub's iconic tutorial fork example: 13.8k stars, minimal HTML demo intended purely for educational onboarding. Demonstrates forking workflow but lacks any production substance, tests, or infrastructure.
octocat /
Hello-World
Iconic GitHub tutorial repo with 3.6k stars and 13-year history, but minimal substantive content: 1KB total size, nearly empty README, no code, tests, or CI. Represents GitHub's learning narrative rather than shipped software.
octocat /
octocat.github.io
GitHub Pages template site with boilerplate HTML/CSS, no README, no documentation, no tests or CI. Minimal project scope; appears to be autogenerated GitHub Pages template from 2014.
06 · Timeline
- Jan 25, 2011Joined GitHub
- Jan 26, 2011Created Hello-World — My first repository on GitHub!
- Jan 27, 2011Created Spoon-Knife — This repo is for demonstration purposes only.
- Mar 18, 2014Created octocat.github.io
- Aug 21, 2024Most recent push to Spoon-Knife
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.