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octocat

The Octocat

D

README enthusiast

Overall

0.0

/ 100

01 · Roasts

157,000 Forks, 0 Commits This Year

Spoon-Knife has been forked 157,307 times and your contribution to it in the last year is literally zero commits. You are the landlord of GitHub's most famous empty lot.

13 Years, Still 2KB

Spoon-Knife was created in January 2011. Thirteen years later it is still 2 kilobytes. A sticky note evolves more than this repo did.

22,758 Followers Watching Nothing

You have more followers than most mid-sized cities have residents, and your heatmap is a perfect rectangle of void. Not a single public commit in the past 52 weeks.

CSS-Pilled at 77%

Your language breakdown is 77% CSS and 22% HTML. GitHub's official mascot account is, professionally speaking, a stylesheet.

The Mascot Paradox

octocat.github.io's most complex piece of code is a single console.log() — on a site that 1,105 people starred. Those stars are not for the code. They are for the vibes.

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02 · Category breakdown

  • Impact
    25% weight
    75B
  • Consistency
    20% weight
    5F
  • Quality
    20% weight
    22F
  • Depth
    15% weight
    45D
  • Breadth
    10% weight
    25F
  • Community
    10% weight
    75B

03 · Stats

365-day commit heatmap

0 active days

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Language distribution

4 langs
  • CSS77%
  • HTML22%
  • JavaScript0%
  • Other1%

04 · Numbers

Owned repos

non-fork

6

Commits

last 12 months

0

Followers

22,758

Joined GitHub

Jan 2011

05 · Top repos

06 · Timeline

  1. Jan 25, 2011
    Joined GitHub
  2. Jan 26, 2011
    Created Hello-World — My first repository on GitHub!
  3. Jan 27, 2011
    Created Spoon-Knife — This repo is for demonstration purposes only.
  4. Mar 18, 2014
    Created octocat.github.io
  5. Aug 21, 2024
    Most recent push to Spoon-Knife

07 · Compare

github.com/
octocat · 6dmedian coder

08 · Rubric

How this score was produced

Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve

CategoryWeightScoreContrib.
Raw total40.9
Top-end curve+1.0
Final overall41.9

Tier thresholds

S90100Mass-producing humansA8089Ship machineB7079Solid engineerC6069Getting thereD4059README enthusiastF039GitHub tourist
▸ How the pipeline works
  1. 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
  2. 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
  3. 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
  4. 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
  5. 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.

~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.

▸ Data sources & caveats
  • Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL contributionsCollection — covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default).
  • Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
  • Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
  • Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.
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