01 · Roasts
Hack Dominator
55% Hack + 35% PHP means 90% of your codebase is one ecosystem. For an agency called GoConnect, you're barely connected to the rest of the programming world.
CI? Never Heard of Her
Zero CI pipelines across every single analyzed repo. You're shipping a client-facing agency website with no automated checks whatsoever — one bad push from a 404 homepage.
Burst-and-Ghost Committer
423 commits in a year sounds decent until you look at the heatmap: weeks of 0-activity punctuate your sprints like a bad Wi-Fi connection. Streaks are not your strong suit.
Ghost in the Community
0 followers, 0 following, 3 PRs all year, 1 issue — you are functionally invisible on GitHub. The social graph literally doesn't know you exist.
The PDF That Wasn't
proposal-pdf-generator-app: created and last pushed on the same day, 1 KB, binary-only. That's not a project, that's a file upload with delusions of grandeur.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight40D
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight59D
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
75 active days
Language distribution
- Hack55%
- PHP35%
- CSS6%
- TypeScript1%
- HTML1%
- Python1%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
22
Commits
last 12 months
423
Followers
0
Joined GitHub
Nov 2024
05 · Top repos
olawanle /
goconnect-website
GoConnect agency website showcasing a four-person dev shop; Next.js/React marketing site with interactive scope builder, TypeScript, modern tooling, good documentation in README, but no tests/CI and zero external adoption signals. Portfolio project, not yet ecosystem product.
olawanle /
tg-forwarder
Personal Telegram/Discord broadcast tool with multi-user profiles, scheduled jobs, and in-progress resumption. Typed Python backend (FastAPI) + React frontend; structured codebase with auth and async telegram integration, but no tests or CI.
olawanle /
proposal-pdf-generator-app
Very early-stage Windows desktop app for generating proposal PDFs via Claude API. Minimal commits (2 of last 30), no tests/CI/license, untyped language, size suggests placeholder state.
06 · Timeline
- Nov 7, 2024Joined GitHub
- Jul 23, 2025Created goconnect-website
- Jul 25, 2026Created tg-forwarder
- Aug 15, 2026Created proposal-pdf-generator-app — Windows desktop app: generate formal government proposal PDFs from a list of source links.
- Aug 24, 2026Most recent push to goconnect-website
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.