01 · Roasts
The One-Second Repo
justflix was created and last pushed within a single second on 2025-12-06. That's not a project — that's accidentally pressing Enter on 'git init'.
Template Hoarder
All three scored repos are one-day scaffolds with identical trajectories: created, pushed once, never touched again. 86% of your repos are stale. You collect repo names, not ship software.
READMEs Are Not Products
polylabtestnet has the most 'substantial' work in your portfolio and it's a template someone else designed with 1 commit. EclipseTestnet's README literally contains only the word 'EclipseTestnet'.
5 Languages, 0 Commits
You've got JavaScript, Solidity, HTML, Processing, and Just in your language breakdown — which sounds impressive until you realize totalCommitsYear is 148 spread across 28 repos with a multiRepoVolume of 2.
Ghost With Ambition
The heatmap shows intense bursts of activity then weeks of silence. 0 PRs, 0 stars, 2 followers — tinkering is in the bio, and the data agrees, charitably.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight15F
- Consistency20% weight35F
- Quality20% weight15F
- Depth15% weight5F
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
196 active days
Language distribution
- JavaScript56%
- Solidity28%
- HTML6%
- Processing6%
- Just4%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
7
Commits
last 12 months
148
Followers
2
Joined GitHub
Aug 2017
05 · Top repos
oliveskin /
polylabtestnet
GitHub template for IBC Solidity contracts. Brand-new (created 2024-03-12), minimal commit history (1 commit), untyped JavaScript with Solidity contracts. Useful as a starter project but extremely early stage—no real adoption signals or sustained development.
oliveskin /
EclipseTestnet
Empty scaffold repo with only a bare title in README, zero files, no commits since creation day, and no project substance. Non-functional placeholder.
oliveskin /
justflix
Empty scaffold with zero commits, no files, and no documentation. Created and pushed within seconds on 2025-12-06 with no meaningful content.
06 · Timeline
- Aug 29, 2017Joined GitHub
- Mar 5, 2024Created EclipseTestnet
- Mar 12, 2024Created polylabtestnet
- Dec 6, 2025Created justflix
- Dec 6, 2025Most recent push to justflix
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.