01 · Roasts
Following: 0 People
63 followers, following 0. You've built a one-way lecture hall — students can watch you, but you've blocked the exit. Community is a two-way street, Pierre.
63% Graveyard
A stale repo ratio of 0.63 means 28 of your 44 repos are digital fossils. You're not maintaining a portfolio, you're maintaining a mausoleum.
C, C, and More C
76% C, 12% Makefile, 5% Assembly. It's like you heard about higher-level languages and decided they were a bourgeois distraction from the bare metal.
Your Star Repo Has No Code
128 of your 149 total stars (86%) come from a text file listing papers. Your most impactful contribution to GitHub is a bibliography. Respect the hustle, question the priorities.
CI? Never Heard of Her
Zero CI pipelines across every single scored repo. You trust your code like it's 1995 — ship it and pray the TAs don't find the segfaults.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight63C
- Consistency20% weight60C
- Quality20% weight57D
- Depth15% weight55D
- Breadth10% weight30F
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
283 active days
Language distribution
- C76%
- Makefile12%
- Assembly5%
- C++4%
- M41%
- TeX1%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
27
Commits
last 12 months
86
Followers
63
Joined GitHub
Aug 2013
05 · Top repos
olivierpierre /
unikernel-papers
Curated bibliography of unikernel research papers organized by year with direct links. Active maintenance (last push 2026-02-03), 128 stars, comprehensive README. Useful reference resource but lacks tests, CI, and structured code depth.
olivierpierre /
comp35112-devcontainer
Educational repository of lecture code examples for COMP35112 parallel/concurrent programming course, featuring well-organized C examples covering pthreads, locks, MPI, and lock-free structures. Clearly shipped with README and proper devcontainer setup, but lacks tests and CI.
olivierpierre /
comp26020-devcontainer
Educational C lecture code repository with 25+ example files demonstrating systems programming concepts (memory, pointers, threading, compilation). Well-documented with clear README and organized by topic, but minimal maintenance, no tests/CI, and narrow reuse scope beyond student course context.
olivierpierre /
comp26020-problems
University teaching repository with C programming exercises for a comp26020 course. Contains exercise templates, check50 test files, and minimal documentation. Low visibility (4 stars), untyped language, no tests/CI/license, but shows sustained updates across 6+ years (30 recent commits).
06 · Timeline
- Aug 29, 2013Joined GitHub
- Jun 26, 2020Created comp26020-problems
- Mar 8, 2021Created unikernel-papers
- Apr 17, 2023Created comp26020-devcontainer
- Jan 13, 2024Created comp35112-devcontainer
- Mar 24, 2026Most recent push to comp26020-devcontainer
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.