01 · Roasts
Museum curator
Every owned repo is stale, and the newest push is from 2021-07-23. The commit heatmap is doing archival work.
Quality where it counts
aports-relgroup-check has tests, ShellCheck, and Travis CI; binary-package-repo brought none of those to the party.
Niche, not noise
15 stars across 23 public repos says the postmarketOS and Alpine work is focused—even if the audience is still intimate.
Blog has receipts
The personal site validates HTML and images with shell scripts. Your static site has stricter gatekeeping than most startups.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight36F
- Consistency20% weight20F
- Quality20% weight55D
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight50D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
29 active days
Language distribution
- HTML75%
- Shell23%
- Makefile2%
- Nginx0%
- C0%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
6
Commits
last 12 months
34
Followers
71
Joined GitHub
Nov 2013
05 · Top repos
ollieparanoid /
aports-relgroup-check
A focused Alpine aports validation shell tool with explicit relgroup consistency checks, fixture-based tests, ShellCheck, and Travis coverage, but minimal adoption and a short initial development window.
ollieparanoid /
ollieparanoid.github.io
A small, custom Makefile-driven personal blog with generated HTML/RSS, reusable templates, and shell-based HTML/image checks; it is well-structured for its niche but shows limited repository adoption and no CI.
ollieparanoid /
binary-package-repo
An archived, obsolete postmarketOS binary-repository experiment with substantial historical effort and documentation, but no sampled source files, tests, CI, license, or typed implementation.
06 · Timeline
- Nov 25, 2013Joined GitHub
- May 26, 2017Created ollieparanoid.github.io
- Jun 10, 2017Created binary-package-repo — Obsolete attempt to create a lazy-reproducible repository for postmarketOS
- Mar 13, 2019Created aports-relgroup-check
- Jul 23, 2021Most recent push to ollieparanoid.github.io
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.