01 · Roasts
The Digital Museum
Your last push was February 2019. That's not a GitHub profile, that's a time capsule. Every single one of your 26 repos has a staleRepoRatio of 1.0 — they're not dormant, they're fossils.
One Trick Python
96% Python, one domain, one archetype. You didn't build a portfolio, you built a single niche ML library and called it a career. Shell scripts account for the other 4% and they're probably just wrappers.
13 Stars in 5 Years
shift-detect has accumulated a grand total of 13 stars across its entire lifetime. That's roughly 2.6 stars per year. At this rate you'll crack 100 stars sometime around 2048.
Tests? Never Heard of Her
README=yes, TESTS=no, CI=no, TYPED=no. You wrote the docs but skipped literally every other quality signal. The README is writing checks the codebase can't cash.
Ghost Mode: Activated
0 commits, 0 PRs, 0 issues in the past year. The heatmap is a perfect void — 52 weeks of pure silence. soloPct = 100% because there's no one else here anyway.
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Zoral
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02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight25F
- Consistency20% weight5F
- Quality20% weight45D
- Depth15% weight35F
- Breadth10% weight25F
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
0 active days
Language distribution
- Python96%
- Shell4%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
1
Commits
last 12 months
0
Followers
63
Joined GitHub
Apr 2009
05 · Top repos
06 · Timeline
- Apr 23, 2009Joined GitHub
- Jan 14, 2016Created shift-detect — Python library for training a covariate shift estimator
- Feb 27, 2019Most recent push to shift-detect
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.