01 · Roasts
80% Graveyard Keeper
A staleRepoRatio of 0.8 means 12 of your 15 repos are effectively tombstones. Your GitHub profile is less a portfolio and more an archaeological dig site.
The 10-Second Shipper
custom-all-explainer-series was created AND pushed within 10 seconds, with exactly 1 commit. That's not version control, that's file upload with extra steps.
Solo Act Extraordinaire
soloPct=98% — in 6+ years on GitHub you've basically never collaborated with another human. llmdispatch is genuinely impressive solo work, but the echo chamber is real.
1 Follower, 27 PRs
You filed 27 pull requests this year but have exactly 1 follower. You're contributing to other people's projects while your own profile is in witness protection.
Late Bloomer Heatmap
34 completely empty rows on your heatmap — that's 8 months of zero public activity — followed by a sudden burst of 4s. The commit history reads like someone woke up from a coma.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight40D
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight72B
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
114 active days
Language distribution
- TypeScript38%
- Jupyter Notebook25%
- JavaScript14%
- HTML6%
- PHP5%
- CSS4%
- Other8%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
15
Commits
last 12 months
51
Followers
1
Joined GitHub
Mar 2019
05 · Top repos
parvezrob /
llmdispatch
TypeScript LLM routing library with runtime provider/model swapping, fallback logic, and per-user quotas. Typed, well-documented, tested, and shipped with PostgreSQL store support.
parvezrob /
tourifye
Research-backed HTML presentation concept for a Bangladesh airport arrival-gateway system. Typed structural HTML with CSS animations, canvas charting, and detailed evidence sourcing. Single-week sprint delivery.
parvezrob /
custom-all-explainer-series
Single-file HTML presentation deck with embedded CSS, no git history (1 commit in 10 seconds), for Custom All partner pitch. Clean art direction but experimental-phase scope.
06 · Timeline
- Mar 19, 2019Joined GitHub
- Jul 29, 2026Created custom-all-explainer-series — Versioned HTML presentation explorations for Custom All.
- Aug 18, 2026Created llmdispatch — Control which LLM handles each task in your app. Swap providers at runtime, fall back on failure, enforce per-user quotas. Framework-agnostic, no proxy.
- Aug 20, 2026Created tourifye — Research-backed HTML presentation for the Tourifye Bangladesh Arrival Gateway concept
- Aug 27, 2026Most recent push to llmdispatch
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.