01 · Roasts
The Heatmap is a Desert
52 weeks of data, 43 of them completely blank. The last burst of activity was 3 commits to a profile README in July 2020 — which itself is still an empty template. The GitHub grass is not greener here; it's just gravel.
Java Expert™, 7 Commits
The bio proudly declares 'Java Expert' but the only Java repo is Synchronizer-Movies: hardcoded paths like '/Volumes/MOVIES/', sudo shell calls, and FileUtils.deleteDirectory with zero test coverage. Expertise not confirmed.
README? What README?
brainNumbers' entire README is a single App Store link — the store page is probably more informative than the repo. Synchronizer-Movies has no README at all. You founded two companies but couldn't write a paragraph for either project.
2014 Called, It Wants Its App Back
brainNumbers last pushed in March 2014. That's iOS 7 era, manual retain/release memory management, and UIAlertView. A decade of silence. The App Store link in the README is almost certainly dead.
staleRepoRatio: 1.0
Every single public repo is classified as abandoned — a perfect 100% staleness score. Not one repo has been touched in over 2 years. This is less a GitHub profile and more a digital museum of things Patrick once thought about.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight15F
- Consistency20% weight5F
- Quality20% weight30F
- Depth15% weight30F
- Breadth10% weight40D
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
33 active days
Language distribution
- Objective-C77%
- C++9%
- C7%
- Java7%
- Swift0%
- M0%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
10
Commits
last 12 months
17
Followers
38
Joined GitHub
May 2009
05 · Top repos
patricksan /
Synchronizer-Movies
A Java movie synchronization utility with hardcoded device paths, no README or tests, 7 commits over 9 years. Basic file sync logic functional but lacks documentation, tests, CI, or modern practices.
patricksan /
brainNumbers
iOS puzzle game from 2011–2014 with minimal stars, no tests/CI, untyped Objective-C, and a one-line README pointing to App Store link. Shows basic craftsmanship but lacks modern structure and documentation.
patricksan /
patricksan
Empty profile repo with boilerplate GitHub README template and no meaningful content. 2 KB, 3 commits in 7 minutes on 2020-07-17.
06 · Timeline
- May 6, 2009Joined GitHub
- Nov 24, 2010Created Synchronizer-Movies — This code synchronize the movies that you have in your local machine with devices that will play your movie. For now, it is configured in a way that you have to take your device, a
- Mar 4, 2011Created brainNumbers — This is the game Brain Numbers
- Jul 17, 2020Created patricksan — About my work
- Jul 17, 2020Most recent push to patricksan
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.