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patricksan

Patrick Santana

F

GitHub tourist

Overall

0.0

/ 100

01 · Roasts

The Heatmap is a Desert

52 weeks of data, 43 of them completely blank. The last burst of activity was 3 commits to a profile README in July 2020 — which itself is still an empty template. The GitHub grass is not greener here; it's just gravel.

Java Expert™, 7 Commits

The bio proudly declares 'Java Expert' but the only Java repo is Synchronizer-Movies: hardcoded paths like '/Volumes/MOVIES/', sudo shell calls, and FileUtils.deleteDirectory with zero test coverage. Expertise not confirmed.

README? What README?

brainNumbers' entire README is a single App Store link — the store page is probably more informative than the repo. Synchronizer-Movies has no README at all. You founded two companies but couldn't write a paragraph for either project.

2014 Called, It Wants Its App Back

brainNumbers last pushed in March 2014. That's iOS 7 era, manual retain/release memory management, and UIAlertView. A decade of silence. The App Store link in the README is almost certainly dead.

staleRepoRatio: 1.0

Every single public repo is classified as abandoned — a perfect 100% staleness score. Not one repo has been touched in over 2 years. This is less a GitHub profile and more a digital museum of things Patrick once thought about.

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02 · Category breakdown

  • Impact
    25% weight
    15F
  • Consistency
    20% weight
    5F
  • Quality
    20% weight
    30F
  • Depth
    15% weight
    30F
  • Breadth
    10% weight
    40D
  • Community
    10% weight
    25F

03 · Stats

365-day commit heatmap

33 active days

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Language distribution

6 langs
  • Objective-C77%
  • C++9%
  • C7%
  • Java7%
  • Swift0%
  • M0%

04 · Numbers

Owned repos

non-fork

10

Commits

last 12 months

17

Followers

38

Joined GitHub

May 2009

05 · Top repos

06 · Timeline

  1. May 6, 2009
    Joined GitHub
  2. Nov 24, 2010
    Created Synchronizer-Movies — This code synchronize the movies that you have in your local machine with devices that will play your movie. For now, it is configured in a way that you have to take your device, a
  3. Mar 4, 2011
    Created brainNumbers — This is the game Brain Numbers
  4. Jul 17, 2020
    Created patricksan — About my work
  5. Jul 17, 2020
    Most recent push to patricksan

07 · Compare

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08 · Rubric

How this score was produced

Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve

CategoryWeightScoreContrib.
Raw total21.8
Top-end curve+0.1
Final overall21.8

Tier thresholds

S90100Mass-producing humansA8089Ship machineB7079Solid engineerC6069Getting thereD4059README enthusiastF039GitHub tourist
▸ How the pipeline works
  1. 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
  2. 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
  3. 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
  4. 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
  5. 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.

~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.

▸ Data sources & caveats
  • Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL contributionsCollection — covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default).
  • Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
  • Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
  • Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.
patricksan · 21.8/100 — Rate My GitHub