01 · Roasts
The README Minimalist
Your nvim README contains exactly one word: 'caricature'. Not a description. Not a joke. Just... one word. You spent 4 years on this config and couldn't spare a sentence.
Night Owl, Zero Output
nightOwlPct=100 — you code exclusively at night — and managed 108 public commits in a year. The darkness isn't inspiring productivity, Pavel. It's just hiding the naps.
56% Graveyard Curator
staleRepoRatio=0.56 means more than half your 62 repos haven't been touched in over 2 years. You're not a developer, you're a digital archaeologist of your own abandoned projects.
The Hermit Coder
soloPct=100, totalPRsYear=0, totalIssuesYear=2. In the entire past year you opened 2 issues. Two. You've been on GitHub since 2009 and have contributed less to the community than a weekend hackathon first-timer.
15 Years, 2 Stars
Joined GitHub in April 2009. That's 15+ years and 62 repos resulting in a grand total of 2 stars — neither of which is on a repo we even analyzed. The compound interest on your GitHub reputation is paying out in exposure.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight18F
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight32F
- Depth15% weight45D
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
64 active days
Language distribution
- Ruby47%
- Vim Script21%
- Clojure6%
- HTML5%
- CSS4%
- Swift3%
- Other14%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
45
Commits
last 12 months
108
Followers
37
Joined GitHub
Apr 2009
05 · Top repos
pavelz /
nvim
Personal neovim config with extensive plugin setup and custom Lua/Vim script automation, but minimal documentation and no tests. Repo shows steady maintenance (30 recent commits) with practical tooling integration across multiple languages.
pavelz /
karabiner_hjkl_wasd_mouser
Personal Karabiner configuration project with HJKL/WASD vim-like keybindings and mouse control mappings. 5 KB, minimal scope, no tests/CI/license, untyped JSON configs with brief README.
pavelz /
twinkle_star
Minimal tutorial-style ncurses animation project. Single C file (1KB), 2 commits in ~10 minutes, no tests/CI/license. README reads "a childhood favourite" with no technical documentation.
06 · Timeline
- Apr 15, 2009Joined GitHub
- Jul 25, 2022Created nvim
- Jan 21, 2026Created karabiner_hjkl_wasd_mouser
- Apr 19, 2026Created twinkle_star
- Apr 19, 2026Most recent push to twinkle_star
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.