01 · Roasts
One-Star Wonder
Across 4 public repos and 6+ years on GitHub, you've accumulated exactly 1 star — and it's probably from a classmate who felt bad. Your entire social presence is a rounding error.
HDL Hermit
85% of your code is SystemVerilog and Verilog. That's not a portfolio, that's an FPGA lab notebook. The one Python notebook and 2% C aren't saving you from the monolingual hall of shame.
Seasonal Committer
Your heatmap looks like a connect-the-dots puzzle with most dots missing. A two-week burst in weeks 22–27, a cameo in weeks 45–47, then radio silence. 0 commits in the trailing year — GitHub is basically your trophy case.
Social Ghost
0 followers, 0 following, 0 PRs, 0 issues. You joined in 2018 and have engaged with the community exactly zero times. Even bots at least star things.
HERBert Has Syntax Errors
You built a garden watering system called HERBert with a cute name and a rough README — then shipped it with multiple syntax errors and zero tests. The plants would have been safer with a watering can.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight30F
- Consistency20% weight15F
- Quality20% weight52D
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight40D
- Community10% weight5F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
27 active days
Language distribution
- SystemVerilog55%
- Verilog30%
- Jupyter Notebook9%
- C2%
- Batchfile2%
- Tcl1%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
4
Commits
last 12 months
0
Followers
0
Joined GitHub
Sep 2018
05 · Top repos
pchar4 /
tetris-chip-project
College ELEC422 Tetris hardware design project implementing Verilog FSM+datapath controller for 8x4 game board with piece movement/rotation logic, testbenches, and Innovus flow integration. Non-trivial educational HDL with clear scope.
pchar4 /
HERBert
Embedded C project for automated garden watering system on MSP430G2553 microcontroller with sensor integration, I2C LCD display, and UART communication between two boards. No tests, CI, or license; multiple syntax errors and rough documentation.
pchar4 /
ECG-Learning
Personal experimental project combining ECG sensor data collection via MAX30003 SPI interface with TensorFlow Lite inference testing; lacks documentation, tests, CI, and coherent structure across multiple disconnected subdirectories.
06 · Timeline
- Sep 24, 2018Joined GitHub
- Feb 26, 2024Created tetris-chip-project
- Apr 25, 2024Created HERBert — Automatically Water a Garden Plant Using an MSP430G2553 From TI
- May 16, 2024Created ECG-Learning
- Nov 20, 2025Most recent push to tetris-chip-project
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.