01 · Roasts
32k Followers, 0 README
You have 32,674 followers and couldn't be bothered to write a single sentence of documentation. Your fans deserve better. Your README.md certainly doesn't exist.
YouTube → GitHub Speedrun
Joined GitHub on August 27, 2025. One repo. 1,185 commits in a few days. That's not a developer arc, that's a content creator discovering dotfiles at 3am.
Stars Bought With Fame
3,382 stars on a dotfiles repo with no README, no tests, no CI. The stars aren't for the code — they're for the name. PewDiePie could push an empty file and get 800 stars.
Shell 60%, Personality 0%
60% of your codebase is Shell scripts gluing together other people's tools, 14% is SCSS coloring other people's widgets, and 11% is GLSL shaders you probably copy-pasted. Bold portfolio choice.
following: 0
32,674 people are watching you. You are watching nobody. This is not a community, this is a broadcast.
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02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight28F
- Consistency20% weight35F
- Quality20% weight35F
- Depth15% weight25F
- Breadth10% weight40D
- Community10% weight75B
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
39 active days
Language distribution
- Shell60%
- SCSS14%
- GLSL11%
- Python8%
- CSS7%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
1
Commits
last 12 months
1,185
Followers
32,674
Joined GitHub
Aug 2025
05 · Top repos
06 · Timeline
- Aug 27, 2025Joined GitHub
- Aug 27, 2025Created dionysus — laptop
- Sep 1, 2025Most recent push to dionysus
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.