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pewdiepie-archdaemon

PewDiePie

F

GitHub tourist

Overall

0.0

/ 100

01 · Roasts

Famous Last Commits

13,563 followers, 4 commits, 0 READMEs. Your GitHub is less a portfolio and more a post-ironic art installation about the void of documentation.

2,918 Stars, 0 Instructions

Nearly 3,000 people starred dionysus and presumably have zero idea how to install it because you couldn't be bothered to write a single sentence explaining what it does.

The Heatmap Is a Wasteland

Your contribution graph is 52 weeks of empty desert interrupted by a 5-day sugar rush. At least commit to committing.

Shell Supremacist

60% Shell, 14% SCSS, 11% GLSL — you have five languages and they all serve the singular purpose of making your desktop look cool. Breadth by accident, depth by none.

GitHub Tourist (Celebrity Edition)

Joined August 27, 2025. 0 PRs, 0 issues, follows nobody. The only thing louder than your follower count is the silence where your open-source contributions should be.

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02 · Category breakdown

  • Impact
    25% weight
    25F
  • Consistency
    20% weight
    20F
  • Quality
    20% weight
    35F
  • Depth
    15% weight
    35F
  • Breadth
    10% weight
    40D
  • Community
    10% weight
    75B

03 · Stats

365-day commit heatmap

6 active days

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Language distribution

5 langs
  • Shell60%
  • SCSS14%
  • GLSL11%
  • Python8%
  • CSS7%

04 · Numbers

Owned repos

non-fork

1

Commits

last 12 months

127

Followers

13,563

Joined GitHub

Aug 2025

05 · Top repos

06 · Timeline

  1. Aug 27, 2025
    Joined GitHub
  2. Aug 27, 2025
    Created dionysus — laptop
  3. Sep 1, 2025
    Most recent push to dionysus

07 · Compare

github.com/
pewdiepie-archdaemon · 6dmedian coder

08 · Rubric

How this score was produced

Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve

CategoryWeightScoreContrib.
Raw total34.0
Top-end curve+0.4
Final overall34.4

Tier thresholds

S90100Mass-producing humansA8089Ship machineB7079Solid engineerC6069Getting thereD4059README enthusiastF039GitHub tourist
▸ How the pipeline works
  1. 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
  2. 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
  3. 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
  4. 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
  5. 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.

~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.

▸ Data sources & caveats
  • Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL contributionsCollection — covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default).
  • Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
  • Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
  • Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.
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