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phamann

Patrick Hamann

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README enthusiast

Overall

0.0

/ 100

01 · Roasts

97% Graveyard

With a stale-repo ratio of 0.97, your GitHub profile is less a portfolio and more an archaeological dig site. 68 of your 70 repos are over 2 years old and haven't heard from you since.

11 Commits, 1 Year

You pushed 11 times in the last 12 months. That's less than once a month. Your dotfiles.nix got more love in a single week than the rest of your repos combined for the entire year.

Following: 0

147 people follow you and you follow exactly 0 back. Not a single person on GitHub is worth a follow? The hermit energy is immaculate.

Grunt in 2017

grunt-css-metrics peaked in 2013, got a patch in 2017, and has been quietly watching the JavaScript ecosystem age around it ever since. Gulp ate its lunch. Then Webpack ate Gulp's lunch.

73 Stars, Still Abandoned

grunt-css-metrics has your highest star count at 73, yet you haven't touched it in 8 years. Those stars are basically a memorial. People are starring a fossil.

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02 · Category breakdown

  • Impact
    25% weight
    46D
  • Consistency
    20% weight
    55D
  • Quality
    20% weight
    57D
  • Depth
    15% weight
    50D
  • Breadth
    10% weight
    65C
  • Community
    10% weight
    40D

03 · Stats

365-day commit heatmap

121 active days

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Language distribution

7 langs
  • JavaScript56%
  • Go23%
  • HTML6%
  • CSS6%
  • Nix3%
  • Lua2%
  • Other4%

04 · Numbers

Owned repos

non-fork

36

Commits

last 12 months

11

Followers

147

Joined GitHub

May 2009

05 · Top repos

06 · Timeline

  1. May 1, 2009
    Joined GitHub
  2. Jun 9, 2013
    Created grunt-css-metrics — Grunt task to analyse css files and log simple metrics.
  3. Jan 19, 2017
    Created rollup-plugin-hash — Rollup plugin to compose bundle output filenames with unique hashes
  4. Apr 29, 2023
    Created dotfiles.nix — ❄️ My Nix-powered dotfiles
  5. Mar 22, 2026
    Most recent push to dotfiles.nix

07 · Compare

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phamann · 6dmedian coder

08 · Rubric

How this score was produced

Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve

CategoryWeightScoreContrib.
Raw total51.9
Top-end curve+3.0
Final overall54.9

Tier thresholds

S90100Mass-producing humansA8089Ship machineB7079Solid engineerC6069Getting thereD4059README enthusiastF039GitHub tourist
▸ How the pipeline works
  1. 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
  2. 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
  3. 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
  4. 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
  5. 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.

~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.

▸ Data sources & caveats
  • Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL contributionsCollection — covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default).
  • Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
  • Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
  • Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.
phamann · 54.9/100 — Rate My GitHub