01 · Roasts
The Ghost of GitHub Past
Your heatmap is basically a flatline with 3 faint heartbeats. 15 commits in a year across 40 repos — that's 0.375 commits per repo. Impressive in the worst possible way.
Tutorial Hoarder
whatsappBot, RealTime-Chat-App, REST-Api-and-MongoDB — every single scored repo is a tutorial you started, shipped once, and ghosted. Your GitHub is a graveyard of YouTube follow-alongs.
README? Never Heard of Her.
0 out of 3 scored repos has a README. Zero tests. Zero CI. Zero licenses. You've discovered the perfect way to ship code: with absolute disregard for anyone who might ever read it.
75% Stale, 100% Committed to Abandonment
staleRepoRatio = 0.75 — three-quarters of your 40 public repos haven't been pushed in over 2 years. You collect repos like parking tickets and leave them just as unresolved.
REST-Api-and-MongoDB: Speed Run
Created and last pushed on the same day, within 5 minutes of each other (2020-06-08 18:30 → 18:35). A typo in Post.js, deprecated bodyParser, raw errors to the client — and then silence for 4 years. Art.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight15F
- Consistency20% weight5F
- Quality20% weight15F
- Depth15% weight20F
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
4 active days
Language distribution
- Python57%
- Tcl21%
- Jupyter Notebook11%
- C5%
- C++4%
- JavaScript1%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
20
Commits
last 12 months
15
Followers
4
Joined GitHub
Jun 2017
05 · Top repos
piyushjha97 /
RealTime-Chat-App
Tutorial-grade real-time chat using Express + Socket.io + React. No README, tests, CI, or type safety. Minimal commit activity (4 of 30 commits in recent history) across ~2.5 years. Functional but lacks documentation and production rigor.
piyushjha97 /
whatsappBot
Minimal WhatsApp stock-price bot tutorial: Flask + Twilio integration with 3 commits over 2 weeks, no tests, no docs, untyped Python, appears to be a learning exercise.
piyushjha97 /
REST-Api-and-MongoDB
Tutorial-style REST API scaffold built with Express/MongoDB in a single commit burst (2020). No README, tests, CI, or documentation; 1 star after 4+ years indicates no real adoption or ongoing maintenance.
06 · Timeline
- Jun 30, 2017Joined GitHub
- Jun 8, 2020Created REST-Api-and-MongoDB — A Restful Api is built with Node.js, Express and MongoDB
- Jun 15, 2020Created RealTime-Chat-App
- Feb 8, 2023Created whatsappBot
- Feb 23, 2023Most recent push to whatsappBot
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.