01 · Roasts
The 2018 Time Capsule
Every single repo last touched May 27, 2018 — over 6 years of total silence. The heatmap is 364 consecutive zeros. GitHub's servers have been hosting your work longer than you've been looking at it.
Notebook Collector, Not Engineer
90% of your codebase is Jupyter Notebook — not Python files, not scripts, *notebooks*. You don't write code, you fill in cells. The remaining 10% is C code that presumably predates the notebooks and was never touched again.
The Bootcamp Graveyard
All 3 scored repos are coursework: Springboard track exercises, a capstone, and a tutorial half-started then abandoned. This is less a GitHub portfolio and more a homework submission history from 2017.
Follower Economy
3 followers, 2 following, 0 PRs, 0 issues — in 10+ years. You joined GitHub in 2013 and have managed to generate less community signal than a brand new account created yesterday.
Stars: All 5 of Them
totalStars = 5 across 11 public repos over a decade. That's 0.5 stars per repo. Statistically, half your repos haven't even earned one person clicking ⭐ out of pity.
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Zoral
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02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight15F
- Consistency20% weight5F
- Quality20% weight36F
- Depth15% weight35F
- Breadth10% weight40D
- Community10% weight5F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
0 active days
Language distribution
- Jupyter Notebook90%
- C6%
- HTML1%
- C++1%
- Python1%
- TeX0%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
8
Commits
last 12 months
0
Followers
3
Joined GitHub
Jul 2013
05 · Top repos
pjandir /
CapstoneProject2
Academic capstone project predicting SF 311 service requests using SARIMA and demographic data. Well-documented Jupyter notebooks with data pipeline (wrangling, exploration, modeling), but minimal reuse potential, no tests/CI, and untypable notebook format limit broader impact.
pjandir /
Springboard-DSTrack
Personal Springboard bootcamp coursework portfolio: ~12 MB of Jupyter notebooks with statistical & ML exercises solved (EDA on body temperature, racial discrimination, clustering, NB, Spark); ~130 commits over 8 months; no tests, CI, or public docs beyond README.
pjandir /
projects
Personal tutorial repo (2017–2018) with one incomplete Flask+Bokeh deployment example. Minimal commits (4 of last 30), no tests/CI, untyped Python, lacks documentation beyond stub README table.
06 · Timeline
- Jul 9, 2013Joined GitHub
- May 18, 2017Created projects — Repo for some personal and side projects
- Sep 26, 2017Created Springboard-DSTrack — Springboard Data Science bootcamp
- Mar 3, 2018Created CapstoneProject2 — Predicting San Francisco's 311 Service Requests
- May 27, 2018Most recent push to Springboard-DSTrack
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.