01 · Roasts
The 30-Minute Developer
Your entire public commit history for the year is 3 commits, all fired off within a single 30-minute window on October 1st. That's less activity than most people have during a lunch break.
One Green Square a Year
51 out of 52 weeks on your heatmap are completely dark. The one lit cell has a grand total of 3 commits. Your contribution graph looks like a photo of deep space — appropriately matching your dokuplus theme.
README? Never Heard of Her
resume-host has no README, no license, no tests, no CI, and no description. It's literally a named folder on the internet. A résumé host with no résumé is a bold artistic statement.
Social Ghost
3 followers, 0 external PRs, 0 issues filed all year. Even your 2 repos have 0 stars between them — including from yourself. GitHub knows you exist, but barely.
Joined in 2021, Shipped in 2025... Barely
You've had a GitHub account for 4 years and have 2 public repos, both created on the same day. The journey from signup to first commit took roughly 1,460 days of runway.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight25F
- Consistency20% weight5F
- Quality20% weight52D
- Depth15% weight35F
- Breadth10% weight25F
- Community10% weight5F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
1 active days
Language distribution
- TypeScript72%
- CSS25%
- HTML1%
- JavaScript1%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
2
Commits
last 12 months
3
Followers
3
Joined GitHub
Oct 2021
05 · Top repos
player199 /
dokuplus
Space-themed Sudoku game built with React & TypeScript. Typed, documented, and structured. No tests/CI. Limited adoption (0 stars), personal portfolio project with working game mechanics.
player199 /
resume-host
Empty scaffold repo with minimal HTML content, created and last pushed on 2025-10-01, no documentation, tests, CI, or structure. Appears to be a one-shot experiment or placeholder.
06 · Timeline
- Oct 7, 2021Joined GitHub
- Mar 7, 2025Created dokuplus
- Oct 1, 2025Created resume-host
- Oct 1, 2025Most recent push to resume-host
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.