01 · Roasts
Speed Run Setup
Your entire GitHub career took 27 minutes. You created a dotfiles repo, pushed 2 commits, and called it a day. That's not a portfolio — that's a lunch break.
83% Vim Script
Your language breakdown is 83% Vim Script and 17% Shell. In a world of Python, Rust, and TypeScript, you are filing taxes with a typewriter.
The Ghost Town Heatmap
21 commits across an entire year, with 20+ consecutive weeks of absolute zero. Your contribution graph looks like a flatline monitor in a haunted hospital.
Zero PRs, Zero Issues, Zero Followers
0 PRs, 0 issues, 2 followers (probably GitHub's welcome bots). You're not using GitHub — you're haunting it.
1 KB of Ambition
The entire body of your public work is 1 KB — less data than a blank Word document. Your install.sh is 10 lines. There are longer grocery lists.
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02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight5F
- Consistency20% weight20F
- Quality20% weight10F
- Depth15% weight5F
- Breadth10% weight25F
- Community10% weight5F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
32 active days
Language distribution
- Vim Script83%
- Shell17%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
1
Commits
last 12 months
21
Followers
2
Joined GitHub
Sep 2024
05 · Top repos
06 · Timeline
- Sep 14, 2024Joined GitHub
- Apr 19, 2026Created dotfiles
- Apr 19, 2026Most recent push to dotfiles
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.