01 · Roasts
63 PRs, Zero READMEs
You opened 63 pull requests on other people's code this year but couldn't write a single README for your own repos. You're a fantastic guest and a terrible host.
The Burst Builder
Both main projects were built in under 25 days and then abandoned. sys-intelligence-agent: 24 days. kv-aware-inference: 20 days. That's not a portfolio, that's a sprint graveyard.
No Tests, No CI, No Problem (Apparently)
Three repos. Zero test suites. Zero CI pipelines. You're deploying vibes-driven software and hoping Claude figures out the bugs for you.
CUDA Credentials, 0 Stars
You built a transformer KV cache simulator with CUDA — genuinely impressive for a 14-month-old account — and nobody noticed because there's no README to tell them what it does.
98 Commits / Year
With 18 public repos and 6 languages, 98 commits/year means some repos are getting approximately 5 commits of love annually. Quality over quantity, except there isn't much quality either.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight33F
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight40D
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight50D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
158 active days
Language distribution
- C++28%
- TypeScript24%
- JavaScript20%
- Python17%
- Astro8%
- Cuda1%
- Other2%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
4
Commits
last 12 months
98
Followers
32
Joined GitHub
Dec 2023
05 · Top repos
qimcis /
sys-intelligence-agent
TypeScript/Astro web UI + Node.js API server for automated exam & lab processing into CourseExam/Courselab benchmark datasets. Integrates Anthropic Claude models, PDF parsing with OCR, GitHub PR automation, and Docker orchestration. Active ~24 days with 30 of 30 recent commits sampled, but minimal stars/adoption and la
qimcis /
kv-aware-inference
Educational toy simulator exploring KV cache eviction policies in transformer inference. Typed C++ with structured src/, CUDA backend, and Python tooling. No README, immature experimental codebase built over ~20 days.
qimcis /
qimcis
Empty scaffold with no files, README, tests, CI, or documentation. 38 KB of unknown content with recent activity but no discernible project structure or purpose.
06 · Timeline
- Dec 9, 2023Joined GitHub
- Mar 4, 2024Created qimcis
- Dec 18, 2025Created kv-aware-inference — toy inference engine to better understand kv caching
- Jan 16, 2026Created sys-intelligence-agent
- Feb 9, 2026Most recent push to sys-intelligence-agent
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.